tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4203783859016623313..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Book of the WeekThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85045356569651617002007-12-27T21:23:00.000-05:002007-12-27T21:23:00.000-05:00RIMMER: Your secret power is "Freudenjauchzenhüpfe...RIMMER: Your secret power is "Freudenjauchzenhüpfenkicken."<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: You're spent!<BR/><BR/>You've given so selflessly to the undeserving office party revelers who've ordered you about and pinched your arse cheeks this holiday season.<BR/><BR/>It's no wonder you've nothing left to give.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69171954612425785202007-12-27T21:00:00.000-05:002007-12-27T21:00:00.000-05:00I got nothing....seriously nothing....I got nothing....seriously nothing....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91206009925737989712007-12-27T20:46:00.000-05:002007-12-27T20:46:00.000-05:00Now, I couldn't tell you that...Rimshot is just my...Now, I couldn't tell you that...Rimshot is just my cover/alter-ego. If I spilled the beans about my 'abilities' you'd be able to piece together too much of the story and then you'd be in danger.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60589969359585338062007-12-27T20:17:00.000-05:002007-12-27T20:17:00.000-05:00RIMMER: What kind of superpowers do you have?KNUDS...RIMMER: What kind of superpowers do you have?<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: I like dick, too.<BR/><BR/>SID: It was painted by one of the Old MasterBators.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51913280127376758902007-12-27T17:30:00.000-05:002007-12-27T17:30:00.000-05:00Is that one of your own paintings MJ?Is that one of your own paintings MJ?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48738339705415570302007-12-27T16:22:00.000-05:002007-12-27T16:22:00.000-05:00I like Philip K Dick.I like Philip K Dick.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03880108077729502539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57098187650428435222007-12-27T15:21:00.000-05:002007-12-27T15:21:00.000-05:00No rest for the wicked, my dear MJ.The life of a s...No rest for the wicked, my dear MJ.<BR/><BR/>The life of a superhero is one of neverending vigilance with n'ery a moment for one's self. I must maintain a watchful eye on the comings and going of the local citizenry and keep them safe from Canadians.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91545786355943352592007-12-27T14:41:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:41:00.000-05:00RIMMER: I thought you were going for a nap.And tak...RIMMER: I thought you were going for a nap.<BR/><BR/>And take your <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/6ww8g/" REL="nofollow">girlfriend</A> with you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9349743517080020012007-12-27T14:34:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:34:00.000-05:00I don't even know you anymore!I don't even know you anymore!Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86553307385732247602007-12-27T14:08:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:08:00.000-05:00RIMMER: Since the introduction of "talkies" I've b...RIMMER: Since the introduction of "talkies" I've been forced to watch such fare.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15962390802852455342007-12-27T13:53:00.000-05:002007-12-27T13:53:00.000-05:00ooooh look at me, I'm MJ, I watch 35 year old fore...ooooh look at me, I'm MJ, I watch 35 year old foreign language films that tell semi-autobiograhical coming of age tales. la-ti-dah!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>I WANT A NAP!Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27433952090099044992007-12-27T12:59:00.000-05:002007-12-27T12:59:00.000-05:00RIMMER: Your tale of woe reminds me of Uncle Teo i...RIMMER: Your tale of woe reminds me of Uncle Teo in the Fellini film "Amarcord."<BR/><BR/>Uncle Teo climbs a tree, refuses to come down, and screams out, "I WANT A WOMAN!"The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34754573270694809342007-12-27T12:15:00.000-05:002007-12-27T12:15:00.000-05:00What 'girlfriends'?I've been celibate for years. (...What 'girlfriends'?<BR/><BR/>I've been celibate for years. (not of my choosing, mind you)Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85633590424823830662007-12-27T11:23:00.000-05:002007-12-27T11:23:00.000-05:00GEOFF: And what I call a "doormat."Someone you can...GEOFF: And what I call a "doormat."<BR/><BR/>Someone you can walk all over.<BR/><BR/>*leaves my shoes out for polishing*<BR/><BR/>He gets bonus points if you can hang a bike helmet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3125697070590661102007-12-27T10:56:00.000-05:002007-12-27T10:56:00.000-05:00That's what I call a "Welcome" mat.Somewhere you c...That's what I call a "Welcome" mat.<BR/><BR/>Somewhere you can leave your shoes as you hang your hat.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50333138894608556972007-12-27T10:54:00.000-05:002007-12-27T10:54:00.000-05:00MAIDY: See my comment to Bingowings.IVD: Surely yo...MAIDY: See my comment to Bingowings.<BR/><BR/>IVD: Surely you’ve had worse down at the docks.<BR/><BR/>BINGOWINGS: He’s trying to lure Maidy. <BR/><BR/>She’s been keen to get her hands on a chia pet all month.<BR/><BR/>RIMMER: Put a bag over her head like you do with your other “girlfriends.”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91371810778688892842007-12-27T10:48:00.000-05:002007-12-27T10:48:00.000-05:00Yay! First!That is one ugly chick.Yay! First!<BR/><BR/>That is one ugly chick.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51124841413975071742007-12-27T09:47:00.000-05:002007-12-27T09:47:00.000-05:00Why is he carrying a chia pet in his underpants?Why is he carrying a chia pet in his underpants?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47186852203944052652007-12-27T09:40:00.000-05:002007-12-27T09:40:00.000-05:00That's how I read it with the first quick glance: ...That's how I read it with the first quick glance: “The Hirsutetitute.”<BR/><BR/>And I don't want to give that cover more than a quick glance as it's more scary than Cruella in a pet shop.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27761153591235012282007-12-27T09:38:00.000-05:002007-12-27T09:38:00.000-05:00Oh now that's just about nasty.Oh now that's just about nasty.Maidyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552795753236139244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-489865744708183272007-12-27T06:45:00.000-05:002007-12-27T06:45:00.000-05:00NWT: Just you watch.It will be the next selection ...NWT: Just you watch.<BR/><BR/>It will be the next selection on Oprah’s Book Club.<BR/><BR/>GEO: A better title would have been “The Hirsutetitute.”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30000550384828751012007-12-27T05:40:00.000-05:002007-12-27T05:40:00.000-05:00Is it the MJ Christmas book since he looks like he...Is it the MJ Christmas book since he looks like he has a Christmas tree of hair growing from his thong ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90238706103383986842007-12-27T00:50:00.000-05:002007-12-27T00:50:00.000-05:00Hope the book is better than the cover, but in thi...Hope the book is better than the cover, but in this case - I think it might be fair to judge...<BR/><BR/>This is your holiday reading MJ? Classy!<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah - Yayyyy First!nwtrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07294699413465501497noreply@blogger.com