Friday, September 28, 2007

Have A Nice Weekend

19 comments:

  1. PIGGY: I'd heard a rumour that you popped your clogs after an asphyxiation sex game with Smunty went wrong.

    So all my friends aren't dead after all.

    KAZ: The footless organist from Wednesday's posting stole them out of spite.

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  2. Did they at least leave you anything in their will?

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  3. EROSWINGS: A collection of novelty roach clips.

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  4. All of my friends are on their backs
    But they're no bunch of lazies
    And no-one goes near their mouldy cracks
    Cos they're all pushing up daisies.

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  5. GEOFF: Daisies? They weren't a bunch of soppies
    They're pushing up rows of opium poppies

    CYBERPOOPYPANTS: Come back Saturday when the mood will be decidedly more celebratory.

    *sniggers knowingly*

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  6. ring ring! pick up the clue phone freddie; they laughed themselves to death when they got a load of those shoes.

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  7. Oh no

    please no

    MJ I'm begging you

    no

    don't do it

    whatever it is

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  8. That's a rather fucked up title for an album.

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  9. FN: Did he dare to wear white after Labour Day?

    CYBERPOOF: How many candles this year?

    MAIDY: Well if it isn't Lady Muck finally come to pay us a visit.

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  10. Too many to count, yet not enough to be depressed

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  11. MJ ~ Oh fuck off. I'm actually WORKING!!! Fucking bastards at my job think I have to EARN my pay.

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  12. CYBERPEE: Is anything drooping yet?

    MAIDY: I hope you didn't fall off the pole at work today.

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