Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The Filthy Bitches of Infomaniac

It started out innocently enough.

Bloggers Maidy, First Nations, Prunella Jones and MJ were enjoying a summer outing together…







A pleasant, sunny day at the lake…







Then, and I’m not making this up… you can check yesterday’s comments if you don’t believe me.

Then, Pru said to me, “I have a girl crush on you.” And Maidy (not surprisingly) added, “I’d fuck ya.” And First Nations chimed in with, “I'd do ya too.”







Filthy bitches! The lot of them!





Maidy, FN and Pru praying for MJ muff




Before you know it, those 3 wenches had me rolling around in an undisclosed lakeside cabin (possibly the same cabin where Smunty did Tazzy and Piggy)…







That trio of trollops got so wrapped up in their little game that they didn’t notice me slip away…






I’ve left the three hellbound harlots there in the cabin for the remainder of the day.

Just as I’m leaving you, my bitches, for today I have other business to attend to.

See you Wednesday.

Tell me what happens next.



13 comments:

  1. Yay first and it's getting good here just as I gotta head outta town too... Girl on girl on girl on girl - there can never be too much of a good thing.

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  2. You lot are all going lezzie on us. A right good seeing to, that's what you need. Sort you right out.

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  3. Dame Edna Everedge4:52 AM, September 11, 2007

    Lesbianism leaves a nasty taste in my mouth . . .

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  4. ...

    Then a fucking great big grizzly wandered in and ate them.

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  5. ...yes, Britney Spears wandered in after her recent "performance" and started muff diving, as it was the only carpet where opening her mouth would be welcomed.

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  6. They decided to go for a waxing because that was about time

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  7. Ha Ha Ha...Hello SNL!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Angus

    "I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it."

    Great photoshopping! Totally looks real.

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  8. You went for a walk to the Grotto of the White Tiger, which is at the Peak of the Purple Mushroom?

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  9. All this gurl action and naked bodies has me feeling ill, more please!

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  10. What happened next? You all got velcroed together by the muff by the look of things.

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  11. They all went back to the boat where their breasts were so large, luscious and indescribably georgeous.

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  12. a bear?

    I LOVE YOU TAZZY AND PIGGY!

    c'mon, girls, lets play hide the salami!

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  13. BITCHES: Just popping in and out (pun intended) to thank you for visiting today in my absence and commenting about these filthy floozies.

    One thing you should know. That dirty Mancunian bitch KAZ should have been included in our little lakeside cabin group as she kissed me on her blog last week.

    It’s time you all knew what goes on behind the scenes here at Infomaniac and, as you can see, it isn’t pretty. The constant groping and fondling I have to put up with on a daily basis. Shameful really.

    Now where’s that salami?

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