Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Copulation Street


Eating Betty’s “hot-pot”


Find out what really goes on behind the curtains on Coronation Street.






Don’t miss the three-way between Mike, Deirdre and Ken!




Those filthy buggers!



Read how Rita and Sally catch Norris wanking!





All this and more at Coronation Street: The Erotic Version.




Lower, Vera luv. Lower.

27 comments:

  1. First of all - Yay :-)

    Thanks for the link to this MJ! Who knew that Norris was hung like a horse?? Rita and Sally found out...

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  2. YAY second!!!!

    Sex with geezers is not really my thing

    but MJ whatever rocks your boat on the Satchkachewan or any other Canadian river with an easier name to spell

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  3. Gail Platt (nee Tilsley) the curtain twitcher was once described as having 'a mouth like half a coconut'.

    Spot on that.

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  4. I stopped watching when Minnie Caldwell was written out.

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  5. I can't believe you've transported that fucking shite over to this blog.

    Isn't it bad enough there's already a shite blog dedicated to it?

    Pity about Leanne dying last night though, wasn't it?

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  6. There is a show that comes on our public access television here that is on the BBC...it's about a superhero. I forgot what its called but its so ridiculous that its actually funny.

    Especially, when his girlfriend gets preggers.

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  7. Hahahaha Awaiting we get that on BBC Prime too

    Didn't see that the girlfriend got preggers but that could have been a super fast conception though.

    bummer

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  8. NWT: Don’t remind me about Norris. Now I have to bleach my brain.

    CYBERTWINK: Sex with geezers isn’t your thing?

    Then perhaps you should stop flirting with Piggy.

    GARFY: Coconut indeed. What do you think of Gail’s norks?

    TICKERS: You do realize that Awa wasn’t even born then?

    PIGGY: Leanne dies? You bastard! You know we’re 9 months behind in Canada!

    I can’t believe you let Smunty take photos of your flabby arse.

    AWA & CYBERTWINK: Either it’s “My Hero” with Ardal O’Hanlon or it’s a bio about Tazzy.

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  9. *sniggers because Leanne didn't really die and because stoopid MJ bit*

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  10. When Awa was born in the mid 70's I was watching, against my will, Crossroads. I know all about Benny and Miss Diane.

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  11. PIGGY: *sniggers because no amount of plastic surgery is going to restore the tone to your slack arse*

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  12. TICKERS: I don't know if Crossroads made it to Canada. Here we have Corrie, EastEnders and Neighbours.

    And nothing to give you in return.

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  13. I didn't think it was possible, but those stories are more disturbing than the real thing.

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  14. BILLY: In Canada right now we're on the Frankie (stepmum) & Jamie (stepson) incest storyline.

    Hard to top that but these stories have done it.

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  15. *sniggers because there's no product yet invented that can remove MJ's cellulite*

    *or that will stop her tits from ending up at her belly button quite soon*

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  16. PIGGY: *sniggers because nothing can bleach away the liver spots off your arse*

    And I'm telling you for the last time, my body is a cellulite-free zone.

    *shows thighs*

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  17. Wot no pictures of Norris's well hungness?

    Still Betty's lovely isn't she?
    Well at least Geoff thinks so.

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  18. *thinks MJ protests too much*

    *at least hte cellulite thighs stop the punters thinking about your turkeys nose faff*

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  19. hte=the.

    Slip of the sausage there.

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  20. KAZ: I wonder if Norris’s cock drags on the cobbles.

    I’m sure Geoff dips into the hotpot.

    PIGGY: Slip of the sausage?

    "hte"? Much like “pressed pressed” over at SIDs. Tough day?

    You need a tread grip on that flabby, slack arse of yours to prevent Tazzy’s sausage from slipping.

    Oh, and did you notice the bit about a stick of rock near the end of the Norris story?

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  21. The two great loves of my life both hated soaps. I see a pattern here.

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  22. MJ you might find it more useful catching up on the other soap...

    e.g. "bar of"


    Filthy.

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  23. TICKERS: Face it.

    Your life is a soap opera.

    SID: And you need a sheep dip.

    Filthy Irish cunt.

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  24. I go away for a few hours to watch a movie and it's a cunt fest in here

    I will second that SID, MJ needs a bit of soap the filthy canuck cunt

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  25. CYBERTWAT: That's 2 "cunts" in one comment.

    Dirty Danish poof.

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  26. did you write those stoies MJ? What talent!!! I actually got a bit excited... i think. :))

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  27. RICH: No, I didn't write those.

    Are you sure it's not your hyper-caffeine levels that got you excited?

    Now put that thing back in your pants.

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