Sunday, May 27, 2007

Tomorrow! Monday! The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

But meanwhile…

I’m on a winning streak! Just last week I won SID’s “Parting Words" contest where we had to submit a badly drawn pic of ourselves with our dying last words. As seen by my entry here…

And now...

As much as it hurts Martin and John to admit this, I’m the first winner of the Martin And John 'Post of the Week Award'! Details of their award here. Thanks fellas!

Lucky me! I won it for “The Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts” posting and speaking of Elf Shorts…

Come back Monday for your chance to enter The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

I’ll be posting a photo of myself wearing The Shorts and all you have to do is create a caption and you could be wearing The Shorts next.


  1. I suck completely at Captions but I'll be back.

  2. And you beat me to first place at M and J's, you jammy cow!

  3. DP: You'll be brilliant at the compo. You can only do better than that half-wit IVF who can't manage to comment before the two of us who are several time zones behind him.

    IVF: Maybe you should get up earlier in the morning, you cheap slut. I'm 8 hours behind you and yet I managed to comment first at M and J's.

  4. Yes, that's because you never went to sleep in the first place, you tramp!

  5. *agree's with IVF's last statement*

    *sooooo wishes it really was his last*

  6. IVF: Shut it, you little slapper.

    You were probably out hooring all night.

    I heard a shipload of sailors arrived in town yesterday.

    Everybody knows you can’t keep your legs together when the fleet is in.

    M and J: Just because I was up emailing you at 3:00 am doesn’t mean I didn’t eventually get some sleep. I was giddy from winning my award and couldn’t sleep.

    Unlike IVF who was up all night playing host to a ship full of seamen.

  7. Giddy from winning the award? You fucking liar!

    I only told you that you'd won it halfway through our email conversation.

    *switches sides to defend IVF*

  8. IVF - I hope you're not going to put up with such insolence from the Canuck tart?

  9. You have very high breasts in the picture. They look as if they're silicone augmented in my opinion.

  10. M and J: IVF's a warty old hag.

    Beware or you'll catch something from him.

    BETTY: They're real although yes the height is exaggerated.

    You'll be seeing more of them soon.

  11. * vomits at the thought of seeing more of MJ's dirty pillows *

    * is aghast, but pleased, at the thought of John rushing to one's defence *

    * feels smug that the sailors managed to find their way out of MJ's cavernous harbour and into my, more cozy, affair *

  12. IVF: You won't feel so smug when your snug gets a bug from the hundreds of seamen you've serviced.