Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Too Tired to Post




I’m too tired to post. So instead of reading Infomaniac, please visit 2 bloggers who’ve been away for a while. They’re old friends to some of you but new faces to others. Welcome back.

First up…




Geo of Shooting 4 Fun.

Married to that American Psycho Bitch Maidy. Poor bugger.

Drives a big rig.

Likes to shoot stuff.

Gay men want to do him.

Straight men want to be him.



Next up…




Maddie of Ridicluelessness.

Celebrity-bashing babe from Alabama.

Married to Billy (himself a former blogger) and he’s a cop so be nice to her.


NOTE:
Try not to confuse Maddie with Maidy.

Maidy is the Philadelphian psycho bitch married to Geo and Maddie is the celebrity-bashing Alabamian.

And don’t get me started on blogger names Kav and Kaz and Taz.

No wonder I’m tired.

19 comments:

  1. Apologies to anyone who tried to comment earlier. I had the comments turned off by mistake. Told you I was tired!

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  2. Stupid cunt.

    And lazy cunt.

    Yay! Officially first!

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  3. Taz is so much better looking than me and Kav has pencils up his nose.
    Otherwise we are identical triplets.

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  4. PIGGY: *considers turning comments off again*

    KAZ: We can't all be stunners like Taz.

    Kav removed his pencils for a few days causing me great distress. I'm happy to report that after offering him a bribe, the pencils are back up his nose.

    WW's away covering a Womens Hockey Championships and he was the one most easily confused over the Kav/Kaz/Taz name game.

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  5. Mutley: Breasts? Nah, those are Tit Pillows.

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  6. I don't remember you being so well endowed...

    ;-)

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  7. WW: You mean to say you were checking me out in the pub that night?

    You cheeky Canuck!

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  8. They look a bit flat, here....let me fluff 'em up a bit for ya.

    Tired? Paddy probably has some pills for that.

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  9. Well of course, M'Lady.

    What's a single Canucklehead in the Big City to do, especially with a girl of your Blog Stature and Cheeky Reputation?

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  10. MAIDY: Note that the Vulva Pillow was posted with you in mind.

    EDDIE: I want Paddy as my own personal apothecary.

    Feed my head!

    WW: Don’t you have the Women's World Hockey Championships to cover?

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  11. Huh? What? I am too drunk to comprehend.

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  12. AWA: I'm surprised you have to ask.

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  13. No, I've been diverted to cover the 34th Canadian Darts Doofus Championship in Cornerbrook.

    The Women's Worlds doesn't start til April 3. Then I'll be gone for pretty much a solid week.

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  14. WW: Doofus Championship?

    You'll fit right in!

    Canucklehead.

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  15. Now I've read all the comments, I've forgotten what the post was. Something about gear sticks I think.

    My Golf GTi has a gear knob in the shape of a golf ball. Isn't that cute.

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  16. I was looking to see if you were slobbering in your sleep.

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  17. TICKERS: Do you have Disney floor mats and pink fuzzy dice?

    GEO: I only drool when I dream of Tazzy.

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