Thursday, March 15, 2007

So, You Want to Become a Transvestite?

Our man Tickers
Wears ladies knickers
He’s kinda goofy
And just a bit poofy
A steelworker by day
He’s got to be a bit gay

Might you already BE a transvestite?

Take the test.

Apply for your own tranny licence.


  1. Very tasty, I wouldn't mind getting stuck into that fruit........on his head you fools.

  2. i'd get a very poor *reception*(winks)walking around Yorkshire like that...!

  3. I am not sure this applies to me as I have always been strongly heterosexual, despite liking to dress as a woman sometimes - and liking some men ... sometimes...

  4. I took the test.
    The result is, I can't be a tranny because I'm already a women.

    Right I'm off to cruise an oil rig.

  5. You do realise it's an offence to provide false details?


  6. I've taken the test and proven conclusively that I'm not a tranny. Well why am I wearing slingbacks then?

  7. Ladies, Ladies, one at a time! I can’t hear myself think for all the chatter in here!

    First of all, bow down for you are in the presence of the fabulous Becky who’s left a comment here. See for yourselves, sandwiched there between Tickers and Billy.

    Bex is the laydee who posted the quiz and the licence on her site…
    so that I might post it for bitches like you.

    KNUDSEN: You’ve got your eyes set on that big banana, don’t you?

    TONY: G’won. Stroll around Hebden Bridge for a day in heels and blog about it. Just for me? Say you will. You’d make such a purty girl.

    MUTLEY: Dogs are expected to hump anything and everything so who am I to judge?

    I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line
    I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
    I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
    Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
    'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

    BILLY: Why are you wearing slingbacks? Because your marabou slippers were at the shoe repair!

  8. good god i'm a transvestite.
    yes, it's true, very very occasionally i WILL dress up like a girl, just to feel pretty.
    the last time I did this was christmas, two years ago.
    i wore a dress.
    it's true.

  9. For some inexplicable reason, I ended up with this: "You're not a transvestite at all. You don't even like shopping with your wife for clothes. If your work's dress policy allowed it you'd turn up unshaven and wearing animal hides. You exude testosterone from every pore. Don't panic, you can still become a transvestite. It's just going to take a lot of work. Come back soon for more advice from the "So You Want to Become a Transvestite" manual."

    Try not to make any sudden moves or loud noises because I'm still in shock...

    * fans self vigorously with Vogue while applying liberal amounts of Maybelline *

  10. Years ago I used to have a lovely long copper colour wig, which after a bit of partying and very little encouragement I would put on. It got stolen - I was upset. Have never plucked up courage to get a replacement.

  11. FN: It’s a slippery slope from wearing a dress to weekly facials and manicures.

    Don’t let it happen again.

    IVF: You exude testosterone from every pore??


    *goes away singing, “Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.”

    FROBI: I’ve helped you out with that. See next posting.

  12. Have you considered offering one of these to the Hangar Queen?

  13. BOCK: Send that bitch over here!

  14. I failed miserably..
    apparently I am straighter than the shortest distance between deux pointe.
    Oh Fouetté!

    More Ballet Terms For The Culturally Challenged:
    Echappés Sautés literally means a ripping jump and
    Echappés Fartés means letting one rip while jumping

  15. HE: I have no desire to see you in a tutu.

    I still can't erase the image of you in footed PJs.