Thursday, March 29, 2007

Knobs and Shafts

Gear shifts, stick shifts, gear levers… Call them what you will.

Here are a few to shift you out of neutral.



6-Speed Gear Toilet Plunger





Down Shift Toilet Handle
(a shifter for the shitter)



This one shifted me into overdrive!…



Penis gear shifter
“VERY DURABLE.”

19 comments:

  1. I'm starting to see a theme with this blog, you're crazy about cars right?

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  2. ?dnaw eht fo dne eht rof eno teg nac I fi rednow I

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  3. I have an automatic..MR inexplicable is writing sdrawkcab !!

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  4. I don't know who's cock modelled for that gear-knob, but it's fucking 'orrible.

    I bet it was Steve.

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  5. It was probably MJ's prior to the sex change

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  6. Wouldn't it be too painful to put it into reverse?

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  7. KNUDSEN: Call me an automobilophile. But not an autophile.

    IVF: .moorb eht ro.

    MUTLEY: I’ll try to humour him.

    PIGGY: I don’t know about the knob but there’s a definite bend to the shaft so they must have used Steve as the model.

    CONNIE: I thought that little secret was between the two of us.

    GEOFF: IVF knows all about putting things in reverse as you can see.

    I’m sure he could tell us what it feels like.

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  8. What if you have an automatic?

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  9. BILLY: If the gearshift's not dashboard-mounted you should still get some mileage out of an automatic.

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  10. FROBI: The cruising expert has spoken.

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  11. CONNIE: Naughty Connie! I’ve just opened that at work.

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  12. i wonder why the stickshift one looks kind of....scuzzy?

    forget i asked, actually.

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  13. I got a 10 speed shift in the truck if you need it Mj.

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  14. FN: Scuzzy? Connie must have sat on it.

    GEO: You’re a pal.

    By the way, did you manage to release your load?

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  15. I have a SKODA!there hangs a tale...............

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  16. TONY: Yay! You're back.

    Now tell us your tale.

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  17. got rid of it and and now dropping the 2nd one,can't get enough

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