Sunday, March 25, 2007

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, IVF!




I was so busy with party preparations that I neglected IVF’s birthday on March 22nd.

Please accept my apologies.

Here’s a prezzie to make up for it…







This gift is really wasted on you what with that gaping man snatch of yours. But it's the thought that counts.

20 comments:

  1. Hippity hoppity barfday! Much LURVE and hairgrease IVF/IDV whatever your name is!

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  2. Yayyy I was was first, take that you slacking cunts!~

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  3. Yay me, etc. etc!

    Thanks for the pressie. I'll spread it on thickly, for as you all really know, my man-snatch - if I had one - is like a mouse's ear.

    Really.

    It's tiny.

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  4. Gaping man-snatch? Cavernous, more like.

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  5. How could you take something as beautiful and meaningful as a birthday, and associate it with something so sordid.

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  6. 'Morning MJ !
    Happy Sunday
    Butter! You must be Posh.....'round here we have to make do with Marg...........

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  7. Maybe in YOUR bit of round 'ere.

    Over at OUR bit of round 'ere, we have proper butter. None of that manky marge shite. That's only for chavs.

    See what I mean about Hebden Bridge, MJ? Scummy cunt's, so they are.

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  8. AWA: Give IVF a big kiss. And slip him the tongue.

    IVF: See next comment to Piggy.

    PIGGY: IVF's man snatch could be compared to the Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico or Kentucky's Mammoth Cave.

    A spelunker's dream date, he is.

    VICUS: Email me your birth date and I'll do the same for you.

    TONY: In Canada we use Canadian back-bacon grease.

    PIGGY: I'll bet Tony's closet is full to bursting with Burberry.

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  9. I'll spelunk you, you cheeky mare! And not in my man-snatch either. For it's too small. If it even exists, remember?

    As for you Piggy, butter? You wish. A fridge full of lard and dripping so I've heard.

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  10. Ah Blings aint what they used to be.............

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  11. "Sorry girls I suck dick"

    That is sooo lovely and hilarious!

    And Happy Sunday to you MJ

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  12. IVF: You just wish you had as fine-a vagina as mine.

    TONY: *bets Tony has gold grillz on his teeth*

    CHASE: You too?

    Oh Chase, all the best boys are cocksuckers, aren't they?

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  13. IVF's man snatch is like fine glasspaper.

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  14. PIGGY: And his fanny batter is like battery acid.

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  15. Hello...? Helloo ..??? can anyone hear me???

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  16. MUTLEY: You're barking up the right tree.

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  17. You know, IVF, if your mangina is really as tiny as you claim, I have the perfect dildo to help stretch it out.

    You might need another tub of that Boy Butter for it.

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  18. MAIDY: Shame on you for pimping out Geo!

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  19. Ooh, I've just checked out Geo at Maidy's - I wouldn't say no.

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