Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Knudsen’s Been a Bad, Bad Boy

Old Knudsen’s been following me around and begging for it ever since he first set foot on this blog.





He’s offered me a shag, followed by a nice cuppa tea but I won’t give in to his sweet talking ways.

It’s time he was taught a lesson, wouldn’t you agree?

So I’m gonna give the old hornivore the spanking of his life…







There. That’ll learn ya.

21 comments:

  1. Very good, you've got me with a giant erection and getting spanked, not really anything I can object to. I knew you wanted me. Even Freud can see how hot you are for me.

    Does my arse look big?

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  2. Ya I concur you vant a go at Old Knudsen's custard chucker, just cum out and say it.

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  3. Don’t be so cocky.

    It’s only ‘cause you’re a pensioner that I’m doing it for free.

    And sometimes an arse is just an arse.

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  4. MJ’s animus is animalistic!

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  5. She's only doing it 'cos yer a pensioner with the ability to alter your will.

    And whats with the hairy fucking armpit inthe first pic? Yuk.

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  6. "strong to the finish, 'cos he eats his spinach.........."

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  7. OK, this has gone on for long enough. Can we please have some postings with cake recipes and handy household hints please like a good girl.
    Or some stories about what happened during the day, like all the nice blogs do.

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  8. Lucky bastard. Unless you fisted him after.

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  9. PIGGY: The armpit hair is old growth. Like the rainforest.

    And like the rainforest, I’m saving it.

    TONY: I’m sure the ‘finish’ you speak of would cum sooner than it takes to sing that tune.

    VICUS: Look for that sort of thing later this week when I channel my inner Betty Crocker.

    In the meantime, here. Try this on. You’d look pretty in my pinny.

    KAV: Ooo, that bit of Irish totty has decided to grace us once again with his presence.

    Did you finally post something as well?
    *goes to look*

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  10. My Word!
    This is hardly a punishment and besides you can't blame a feller for tryin'!
    He did offer you Tea...and they say that chivalry is dead..pfft!

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  11. Just what the heck did I walk in on!! remind me next time to close my eyes!

    Pervs!

    Now, hand the paddle over...he needs a real spanking!

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  12. In an effort to turn over a new leaf, I'm only going to say nice things about people from now on.

    Therefore, I must compliment Old Knudz on his smooth buttocks. Someone of his age should have buttocks like a goat's pickled scrotal sac.

    Blimey, it's a lot more peaceful over here than it is at mine these days.

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  13. HE: Knuddie even offered to remove his socks before we do the dirty but as you can see from the photo, he's forgotten his manners.

    AWA: He hasn't lived 'til he's had a good wallopin' from a crazy Mississippi mama. Give it to him good!

    Can I be next?

    BETTY: That certainly is one smooth derriere. He waxes it, you know.

    However, his old bitter balls truly do resemble a goat's pickled scrotal sac. But you'll have to wait 'til tomorrow for that. I'm selling advance tickets if you want to be sure of admission.

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  14. PADDY: I've got a nice fresh yew switch that I use for naughty Irishmen.

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  15. Cuming soon,'The Knudsen Strikes Back'.

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  16. KNUDSEN: You wouldn't dare.

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  17. I've just been sent a video of what Old K does on a Saturday night. I'll email it to you.

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  18. Yes I'm silly enough to try it on, just look at the Saturday night footage, I'm a cunt of cunts. Here is MJ's Other Blog incase anyone missed it in my post.

    Click me hard

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  19. PIGGY: Sharrup! Don't encourage him.

    TICKERS: I'm posting that next week. When he least expects it. Ta.

    KNUDSEN: YOU CUNT!

    EVERYBODY ELSE: do NOT click hard on that link of Knudsen's.

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