Friday, March 09, 2007

Filthy Friday




Recently on Infomaniac we featured the Make Your Own Dildo kit.

Just as much fun and in the same vein is Clone Your Bone; everything you need to make an exact copy of your bone in wax.

Laydees, wouldn’t you like a chance to get crafty too?

Now you can with Match Your Snatch!


19 comments:

  1. But you can't do anything with them unlike the Bone Clone kits.

    *Wonders how many kits MJ would require*

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  2. Shit, forgot yay first again!

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  3. Ha! they look like sugar mice! (only taste worst)- you could make a tail from a tampon

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  4. CONNIE: *hopes Connie gets stuck in the bone clone casting cup*

    FROBI: I had to Google “Sugar Mice.”

    How would YOU know how they taste?

    Bonus points for creativity with the tampon tail.

    TICKERS: The resulting burning sensation wouldn’t be a good thing though, would it?

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  5. RICH: If they are, will you be ordering them for the caf?

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  6. What a load of

    colourful

    cunts

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  7. You could give them away as gifts: A box in a box.

    I don't want one, though.

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  8. SID: That we are.

    Oh, you mean the snatches!

    IDV: Good idea but I know with your magical spells you'd put a pox on my box.

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  9. Mmmmmmm, jellied snatches.

    I'll take two dozen in assorted flavors, please.

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  10. ..and waxing at the same time!

    Is there a 'Clone your Cloaca' kit?
    It's for my neighbour...she is definitely a Monotreme and my guess is that she has a flatapuss!

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  11. MAIDY: Betcha can't eat just one.

    HE: And how about 'Duplicate Your Prostrate'?

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  12. Filthy cunt.

    Which one is yours?

    The bright pink one is obviously IVF's.

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  13. And.....

    I find myself strangely drawn to your '12:01' posting times.

    How many do you write in advance each week, slacker?

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  14. Piggy: At least, unlike you, I'm posting on a regular basis you fucking lazy cunt.

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  15. Actually Piggy, the white one's mine. As in :Pure as the driven snow!

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  16. Snow driven over by a cavalcade of 4x4's, yes.

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  17. Don't eat the yellow snow.

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