THE DOMESTIC DUO: Briana Lin Pouncy, 20, and her boyfriend, Joseph Boykins, 21.
The pugnacious Ms. Pouncy
THE DISTRICT: Fort Worth, Texas, USA.
THE DISPUTE: Ms. Pouncy bit Mr. Boykins, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes.
Mr. Boykins told police that he and Ms. Pouncy had become involved in an argument because Ms. Pouncy was upset that the dishes were not clean. She told Mr. Boykins to leave the apartment, which he refused to do.
Ms. Pouncy then tried to physically remove Mr. Boykins. During the ensuing struggle, Ms. Pouncy bit Mr. Boykins' right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face, causing visible cuts.
She then grabbed an approximately 2-foot sword and swung it at Mr. Boykins, missing him.
THE DISCIPLINE: Ms. Pouncy was released from jail after posting a $10,000 bond. She faces an aggravated assault charge.
Although Mistress MJ has a team of houseboys at hand, she prefers to do the washing up herself as she considers it quality downtime in which to daydream of shoe shopping excursions in Paris and Rome ... and men's bottoms.
Besides, it gives the houseboys a break betwixt preparing her dinner and serving her evening cocktails.
But for the rest of you, this situation begs the question…
