Sunday, October 11, 2015

Show Us What You've Got!

Apologies for not giving you advance notice of The Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. I really didn't think I'd have time to prepare it.

If you took photos of your garden this year in anticipation of THE FIFTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may submit them.

Submit a photo or photos of your garden. If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb about your photo(s).

Please have your pics emailed to me by Friday, October 16th and I'll post them as soon as I can.

Friday, October 09, 2015

10 Years of Inexplicable DeVice!

Happy 10th blogiversary to Mr. DeVice and his blog, Inexplicable DeVice! TEN YEARS!!! Help yourself to CAKE, Bitches...

Let's reminisce, shall we?

Who can forget when he accidentally singed off his eyebrow?

Or that time he showed up at an Infomaniac Pool Party wearing a leopard-print bikini and pearl necklace?...

Or when he won and then hosted The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition?...

Or that sex tape of Mr. DeVice, down at the docks, fellating Finnish sailors? Unfortunately, the link is broken so we can't show you.

However, we here at Infomaniac DID manage to get some footage of his test results from the medical clinic...

He's 6 foot 5 inches of fun!

We're delighted to say he's an Infomaniac Bitch and an Inexplicable WITCH.

Grab a cocktail glass and join Mr. DeVice in the Gincuzzi, won't you?...

Thursday, October 08, 2015

Sunday, October 04, 2015

Tinfoil Galore!

The entries are in over at Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats & Tiaras Competition, Bitches.

CLICK HERE to see all the entries.

If you wish to vote, you have until Friday the 9th of October.

Saturday, October 03, 2015

We Sure Could Use a Little Good News Today

♪Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town
Nobody OD'd, nobody burned a single building down
Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain
We sure could use a little good news today

I never thought I'd post the lyrics to an Anne Murray tune here on Infomaniac. (Feel free to mock me, as I suspect you will.)

In this song, our Annie "expresses despair over all of the violence and suffering she reads about in newspapers and witnesses on TV news coverage, and notes how wonderful it would be if, for just one day, the newspapers and television news anchors had nothing to report, because they had "nothing bad to say"."

The Mistress has a friend who is always upbeat; a real "glass half-full" kinda guy. "Mr. Happy," as I call him, has a beautiful home, a loving wife, and the time and money to pursue his passions. But as we know, those ingredients aren't necessarily the key to happiness. So I asked him, "What's your secret?" and he replied, "I don't read the news."

Personally, I like to be informed of what's going on in the world so I read the papers and watch the newscasts on TV. But it's enough to make you weep or crawl back under the covers.

To counteract all the bad news the papers deem fit to print, I click HERE and I suggest you try it out for yourselves. Their daily good news just might restore your shaky faith in humanity.

Friday, October 02, 2015

Now Accepting Memberships

Join the club...


In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Gossip Girls

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