Monday, September 22, 2014

It's Fall, Y'all

Today marks the first day of Autumn and our thoughts turn to the fall harvest..

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But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Let's take time to reflect on the spring and summer of 2014 and submit photographs of your gardens for the Fourth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

I'll be announcing the deadline in an upcoming post. You've had since April to think about it so don't give me any of your sass.

Back to Work, Bitches

As seen on Monday morning at Infomaniac headquarters...

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Morning Has Broken


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Have a good weekend, Bitches.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Filthy Friday Meets Fashion Friday

We haven't had a Filthy Friday since July! So here you go...


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It seems this is also Facial Hair Friday.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Office Etiquette

Mind your manners in the office!


We've been spying. We've planted our detectives in the shadow of filing cabinets, beneath receptionists' desks, in business houses big and small everywhere--and we're pretty fed up with their findings.

It seems the working woman at work is given to GIRDLE HITCHING!

-- an exception certainly to the rule that all unaffected gestures are charming.

We here at Infomaniac feel that a word to the wise might come in handy--and if you don't like our words, have a look at our pictures, and think about your business behaviour.


Wednesday, September 17, 2014

100% Scottish

On Thursday, Scottish voters will flock to the polls to answer "yes" or "no" to this question: Should Scotland be an independent country?


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If Scotland votes "Yes," the United Kingdom will split and the Scots will go their own way.

A Brit who ordered a bucket of KFC, pulled out this piece of chicken (pictured below,) and declared that it looks like a map of England and Wales without Scotland...



They say that breaking up is hard to do...



Are you 100% Scottish? Take this quiz to find out.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

H is for...

In her bid to become the next Leona Helmsley, Mistress MJ has acquired yet another motel, in addition to the popular Infomaniac Inn.


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Mistress MJ has purchased the Lazy H Motel.

But just what does the "H" stand for?

Monday, September 15, 2014

Phone Fantasy

CALL NOW...

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The Phone Fantasy line is a division of Infomaniac's Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.