Monday, December 11, 2017

An Invitation

Tickets are now available for the Infomaniac Christmas Party!...

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You are invited to the Infomaniac Christmas Party, taking place this coming Saturday and Sunday (December 16-17.)

How many tickets do you want? Who are you bringing?

Saturday, December 09, 2017

Bubble Machine

With the holiday season in full swing, we here at Infomaniac have installed a bubble machine...

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Friday, December 08, 2017

Filthy Friday - Stain Removal Edition


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How do you Bitches remove stubborn stains?

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Ba-Dum-TUSH


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Rolling Stone released a 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time list but we here at Infomaniac would like to know...

Do you Bitches have a favourite drummer?

Do you play the drums or have you ever taken a lesson?

Have you ever slept with a drummer?...

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - All-Day Breakfast Edition


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Where do you Bitches go when you're hankering for an all-day breakfast?

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Eye Wash Station

For the benefit of our more sensitive readers, an eye wash station is being installed, here on Infomaniac...

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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."

We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.

-- The Management

Monday, December 04, 2017

The Dating Game

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...

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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.

Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.

Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.