Thursday, September 18, 2014

Office Etiquette

Mind your manners in the office!


We've been spying. We've planted our detectives in the shadow of filing cabinets, beneath receptionists' desks, in business houses big and small everywhere--and we're pretty fed up with their findings.

It seems the working woman at work is given to GIRDLE HITCHING!

-- an exception certainly to the rule that all unaffected gestures are charming.

We here at Infomaniac feel that a word to the wise might come in handy--and if you don't like our words, have a look at our pictures, and think about your business behaviour.


Wednesday, September 17, 2014

100% Scottish

On Thursday, Scottish voters will flock to the polls to answer "yes" or "no" to this question: Should Scotland be an independent country?


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If Scotland votes "Yes," the United Kingdom will split and the Scots will go their own way.

A Brit who ordered a bucket of KFC, pulled out this piece of chicken (pictured below,) and declared that it looks like a map of England and Wales without Scotland...



They say that breaking up is hard to do...



Are you 100% Scottish? Take this quiz to find out.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

H is for...

In her bid to become the next Leona Helmsley, Mistress MJ has acquired yet another motel, in addition to the popular Infomaniac Inn.


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Mistress MJ has purchased the Lazy H Motel.

But just what does the "H" stand for?

Monday, September 15, 2014

Phone Fantasy

CALL NOW...

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The Phone Fantasy line is a division of Infomaniac's Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Scenes From My Summer Vacation

Norma knitting a (fill in the blank)...

Friday, September 12, 2014

While I Was Away...

Our Mr. Device asks, "Did anyone remember to feed and water MJ's houseboys while she's away?"


[thanks to Mr. DeVice at Infomaniac Publishing]

In my absence, the houseboys had to fend for themselves. You can read all about it in "Lord of the Houseboys: a tragic tale of houseboys fending for themselves."

So what have you Bitches been up to? Did I miss anything ... besides you?

Friday, August 01, 2014

Wish You Were Here

With our border-crossing blues behind us, Norma and I are enjoying our summer vacation...



If you're at loose ends while we're away, here's a little diversion for you.

The Nostalgia Machine will take you back to your misspent youth.

Simply choose a year from the drop-down menu, and a smorgasbord of music videos from that year will appear.  Click here to go back to your heyday. Happy listening!



p.s. Norma is having a sulk because it doesn't go back past 1960.