Princess of Oz

Not to be confused with The Lost Princess of Oz, our Princess is the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!



You've probably read all about Princess's win over at Mr. DeVice's place.

Did you know that this will be the FIRST TIME that The Shorts have journeyed to Australia? Or, as some refer to the great continent...Oz, Down Under or Aussieland.

Princess has posted about her victory here so pop 'round to visit her, won't you?

One can only imagine what Princess will do once she gets her hands on The Shorts!

NOTE: A big THANK YOU to Mr. DeVice in England for hosting the last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and doing a brilliant job of it.

UPDATE: When you're finished here and at Princess's Palais, visit Mr. DeVice to see a new magazine!

Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

CLICK HERE to find out who won the coveted Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Hint: The Shorts will be going to Australia for the first time ever!

Birthday Blowout!

We are celebrating the birthdays of THREE Infomaniac Bitches...



Mitzi (Sunday, May 19)
kabuki zero (Monday, May 20)
Beast (Monday, May 20)

Happy birthday, ladies!!!

NOTE: If you're wondering why we're posting their birthday greetings in advance it's because the deadline for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition is on Sunday and Mistress MJ must be on alert to announce the winner.

Hands Up!

Hands up if you've already entered The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition...





Don't get behind...



Deadline: SUNDAY, midday Greenwich Mean Time.

CLICK HERE to enter.

Filthy Friday - TFGES Edition

The Gates of Paradise aka Mr. DeVice's gaping front bottom, await you...


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CLICK HERE to visit Mr. DeVice for your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (TFGES).

Deadline: Midday Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, 19th May.

Real Men Wear Green Shorts

One of the world’s largest steins. Made in Germany. Capacity—90 12 oz. bottles of beer or 8-1/2 gallons. Weight 75 lbs. The inscription on the stein reads as follows: “Whoever can empty this tankard shall be called a real man.”

Or as we here at Infomaniac like to say: "Whoever wears The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts shall be called a real man."


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Green shorts, green lederhosen...isn't it all the same thing?

CLICK HERE for your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Prost!

Pubic Hair Report

We break briefly from The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition to bring you this report from our Thombeau.

Here's something peculiar and possibly disturbing. Whilst reading a book I had checked out from the library, I chanced upon a pubic hair which had been carefully taped onto page five. What can it mean?



The book, incidentally, is "1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus".

Just thought I'd share~! Have a lovely day.

Note: Everything in italics is in Thom's words.

Men in Tights

Call them what you will...tights, stockings, pantyhose, mantyhose, guylons, hosiery or brosiery.

We here at Infomaniac present to you...

MEN IN TIGHTS!

First up: The smokin' hot "stay-ups" of British stand-up comedian, Eddie Izzard...




The sweet transvestite stockings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show's scientist, Dr. Frank-N-Furter...




The knock-out fishnet body stocking of American boxer, Oscar De La Hoya...




The Bowie Bulge...



The Down Under delictum of Australian politician Alexander Downer's calf-length fishnet stockings...



We've saved the best for last.

He's the man who puts the "ho" in "hosiery."

The frisky fishnets of our Mr. DeVice...



Got a caption for this photo of Mr. DeVice? Then CLICK HERE to leave your caption at Mr. DeVice's place and have your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.