Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Spring Forward

The Mistress has not yet witnessed the arse end of winter.



It continues to snow.

The weekend saw a freezing rain storm lasting 48 hours with a major power outage.

A few days before that, the temperature was -18°Celsius (-0.4°Fahrenheit).

The nation is gripped in existential despair...



And The Mistress is cranky.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Hot DOG!

On March 23rd, Infomaniac turns 12.


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Isn't that about the time one experiences puberty?

In any case, help yourself to as many weenies as you can handle, Bitches.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!



Please join me in wishing Mr. DeVice a GAY and happy birthday!

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Please Continue Holding



The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.

Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Your Call Has Been Forwarded

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system...


The Mistress is out of the office for a few days but please leave a message and she'll get back to you...eventually.

Conference call amongst yourselves, Bitches.

Housekeeping note: Some of you Bitches are experiencing technical difficulties while loading Infomaniac.

Mr. Peenee says, When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.

Norma chimes in with, Exact same thing's been happening to me.

So The Mistress tried replacing the JT nipple photo with another JT nipple photo, thinking that perhaps the photo had caused the problem.

Peenee pipes up yet again, Your attempt to trick Blogger by switching pictures of Justin Trudeau's nipples (and how many snaps of them are there? Do you have all of them?) failed to work. The page still loads down to M. Trudeau's manly pecs and is overwhelmed and freezes.

Bitches, I have no idea what's going on nor how to solve this issue but please keep me informed. 

And yes, Mr. Peenee, I do save all of them, if you must know.

Tuesday, March 06, 2018

Ladder Safety, Continued

How many times do you Bitches need to be reminded about ladder safety?...

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Don’t lean too far in either direction. Overreaching is a major cause of ladder accidents.