Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Welcome Back, Mr. Device and SID

The heady scent of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts has lured two long-time Infomaniac Bitches out of their closets and into Mistress MJ's comment box.



Welcome back, Mr. Device and SID!

Both Bitches have been absent in the Blogosphere for awhile so no doubt there are some of you don’t recognize these veterans.

So let’s have a little “meet and greet,” shall we?

By the way, BOTH Bitches are former Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts winners, as you will see.

Here’s our Mr. Device strolling along a beach in Blighty, probably out catching crabs…



Name: Inexplicable DeVice (aka Mr. DeVice)

Occupation: Witch.

Location: Norwich, Norfolk, England.

Sexual Preference: “Ever heard the phrase 'Friend of Dorothy'? Well, meet Dorothy. As queer as they come. A fully qualified, professional, mincing machine. Complete with neurotic split personality and everything.”

Where has he been for so long?: Having his warts removed.

And now let’s have a look at Mr. DeVice wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts




Moving along now to SID. Let’s see what SID looks like in The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, shall we?…



Name: SID (Stupid Irish Daddy)

Occupation: Useless Twat / Mistress MJ's personal slave.

Location: Buttfuck, Northern Ireland.

Sexual Preference: Straight but he’s anybody’s after a few beers or a bottle of Jamesons.

Where has he been for so long?: Fat camp.

Welcome back, Bitches!

BITCHES: Don't forget to enter The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!

26 comments:

  1. We welcome you, with open arms, with sloppy wet kisses. FIRST!

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    1. I'd check to see if they've had their shots first, Cookie.

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  2. Welcome back!!
    Tis the power of the shorts!!
    Sxx

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    1. Let's hope their SHOTS have the same power as The Shorts.

      Did you get a good look at Mr. DeVice's warts, Miss Scarlet?

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    2. I'm never looking at those warts again...
      Sx

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    3. Mistress MJ will find a way to trick you into clicking.

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  3. I am on high alert... but you may be able to catch me out next week when I'm not expecting it. Not that I'm encouraging you or anything!
    Sx

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  4. In the meantime, would you care for some Rice Krispies, Miss Scarlet?

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    1. ***hums to self; sticks fingers in ears; not clicking, not clicking***
      Sx

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    2. Care for a selection of petit fours, Miss Scarlet?

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    3. ....la-dee-da-dee-da-de-daaaaa...
      Not listening...
      Sx

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    4. GAH!
      I should have followed your lead Miss Scarlet!

      I need more vodka to wash my eyes!

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    5. Does CAKE cause WARTS ??

      "I'm asking for a friend."

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  5. Welcome back guys!

    [blurry vision from watching so much Diamond Jubilee coverage on TV]

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    1. Too much TV, Mr. Lax?

      Or too much vodka?

      Note to self: Plug in vodka fountain.

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  6. Welcome back!
    Please keep your warts and crabs to yourself. =)

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: But Infomaniac Bitches are a sharing group.

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  7. yes!!!! what a perfect pair to return on the MITM's birthday and some other party across the pond! xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. SAVANNAH: It’s The Man in the Moon’s birthday?

      That calls for cake!

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  8. Wow, those shorts look great on EVERYONE!

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    1. *adjusts Thom’s lorgnette*

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  9. Are you sure you want the return of SID?

    Are you really sure?

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    1. SID: I’d rather have root canal.

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  10. is there welcome wagon in england?

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    1. NORMA: If there is a welcome wagon in the UK, these two have BOTH fallen off it.

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  11. Hmmm...has Mr. DeVice gone missing again?

    Well THAT was short-lived!

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