Monday, June 18, 2012

Carry-Out Boys

Carry-out boys...



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Now available to serve you at the Infomaniac Grocery Store.

Do you require a carry-out boy?

15 comments:

  1. The Jewel Carry-Out Boy was snickering at the incontinence products in "a friend's" carry-out bags.

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    1. your " friend" should have hit him with a wet one!!!

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  2. The more I think about it, the more I think I need my own Carry-Out Boy...

    Yes, I think I'd like to have one of those....

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  3. honey, I require three. One to pay the bills, one to screw and handle my jewels, and one to clean up after!

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  4. You know how pissy the houseboys get about anyone on their turf.

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  5. I prefer a 'carry on' boy. I like to carry on with them. Plus they fit in the overhead compartment!

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  6. "you can fuck me here on the chevy's tailgate,
    but don't you break my eggs!"

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    1. Norma, your eggs dried up a long time ago.

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  7. Just great, Bitches.

    There were only three carry-out boys to begin with and Mistress Maddie's run off with the lot of them.

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  8. I require a man for all seasons.

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  9. At my local grocer we have intelligence quotiently challenged individuals to help out.

    I miss the days before political correctness when, she was fat, he was a fag, and they were retarded.

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  10. A pensive maddie, sits alone in her parlor amidst a veritable plethora of perfectly good Carry-out Boys: And she doesn't know if she could possibly spare one for me.....

    I'd DIE before I'd hurt maddie......

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