Monday, June 18, 2012

Crocs Warning


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Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.

48 comments:

  1. Crocadoodle ...

    "förscht"!

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    1. Would you like some borscht with your förscht?

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    2. Thank you, I pass the borschscht. But it's okay to have some worscht.

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    3. Didn’t you have enough worscht in our previous post?

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    1. White ones!

      I think it turns the Mistress on. We should make her day an unforgettable one by sending her tons of photos of people wearing crocs - preferably pink ones ...

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    2. Too late, Mistress dearest, a crocque avalanche is slowly but steadily forming and heading your way. It will leave you pretty croggy.

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    1. Is this turning into a German lesson?

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  4. Crocs with leopard print skin may be worse than crocs with socks...
    Sx

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    1. Thinking of all the innocent amylases killed for shallow human entertainment ... shocking.
      I need a beer.

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    2. Crocs with leopard print? Arghhhh!

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    3. "fermer" ne prend pas de s à la deuxième personne de l'impératif. Tu devrais savoir ça!

      ¦P

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    4. Je suis désolée, Monsieur Parfait.

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    5. Voulez-vous acheter des chaussures avec moi ce soir?

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    1. There is nothing funny about Crocs, Miss Savannah.

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    2. yes, ma'am, i beg forgiveness for my inappropriate reaction! but, it was jes hard not to LOL at those polka dot tootsies, sugar!xoxoxoxo

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    3. SAVANNAH: Speaking of polka dots, don't click on the link that Princess left a few comments below this one.

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    1. COOKIE: Don't even THINK about Dansko's.

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    1. PRINCESS: Don't make me slap you.

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    2. PRINCESS: p.s. Regarding that link of yours…

      Is it a shoe or a sock?

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  8. kabuki sees this a the mark of the beast. forget 666, we will know satan's hanadmaidens by their croc tans. It is Armageddon time up in here people. Thank godness Jim Bakker is back on the air - else how would we know what to purchase to get into heaven. Now everyone hum 'onward christian soldiers'

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    1. kabuki: If only Tammy Faye were alive to tell us what to purchase.

      She once said she hoped heaven would include a giant shopping center "where there's no limit on your charge card."

      We need her now.

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  9. Oh no, not the fucking crocs again! I thought I'd die last week while at the store, when a man came in wearing them....with socks!!! First I grasped my pearls, then wanted to beat him down with the croc and put it up his ass. But I just grasped my pearls... and kept my job.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: You know those “Shame the Johns” campaigns they have in certain cities to rid neighbourhoods of prostitution?

      What we REALLY need is a campaign to rid the streets of Crocs and I appoint YOU to lead the way!

      Shove ‘em up their arses, Mistress Maddie!

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    1. MITZI: I feel the need to lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress now.

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    2. HUGGY JON: You are just one step away from The Oubliette.

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  11. That reminds me, I must get the doilies out!

    I'm glad service has been returned to normal here following your 'pooter problems.

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    1. MR. DEVICE: And now that YOU’RE back, I have poofter problems.

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