Saturday, June 02, 2012

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition!

Are you in desperate need of a pair of pants?


Well, search no further!

Enter The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition!!!

You could win THESE fabulous Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!...


Long-time Infomaniac readers know that Mistress MJ won The Shorts way back in 2007…

Mistress MJ (above) wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts on her head. What? Doesn’t everyone enjoy wearing pants on their head?

And of course those are The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts over my stripey tights, below…


The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition has been a tradition since 2004. The Shorts have travelled internationally and have been donned by many people including several Infomaniac Bitches. Read the Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to discover more about their amazing journey.

This time, Miss Scarlet is hosting the competition.

Actually, Beast was supposed to be the host of the contest as he won The Shorts from Infomaniac Bitch Donn back in 2010.

But Miss Scarlet was forced to rescue The Shorts from Beast’s filthy lair.

As you know, Beast has hygiene issues and reportedly has been wearing The Shorts to bed each night in place of his SpongeBob boxer shorts.

Miss Scarlet broke into Beast’s sleeping pit and gingerly removed The Shorts from the floor with a pair of tongs. She proceeded to scrub them with a Brillo pad, whilst dressed in a hazmat suit.

Miss Scarlet informs us that following a rigorous scrubdown and a complex sterilization process, The Shorts are ready for their next lucky winner.

So head over to Miss Scarlet’s place now and try your chance!

All you have to do is create a caption for the photo on her blog and YOU could be the next lucky recipient of the famed Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!

CLICK HERE to see Miss Scarlet in The Shorts AND to enter the contest!!!

20 comments:

  1. ...but now the hazmat suit is completely ruined...
    Sx

    FIRST!!!

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    1. Make sure The Shorts do NOT go back to Mr. Beastie, Miss Scarlet!

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    2. Don't worry... I'm not ruining any more perfectly serviceable protection outfits by entering his shabby hovel ever again.
      Sx

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    3. Did you know the gas mask was invented in Canada, Miss Scarlet?

      I have a spare in case you’re forced to return to Beast’s hovel in future.

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  2. You are the bravest person on the innernets, Scarlet. Those things were *shudder* NEXT TO HIS JUNK.

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    1. NATIONS: The Shorts have also been next to Mr. Device’s warty wand.

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    1. NORMA: Thanks a buncha coconuts but don’t you think my melons look like a big arse if you squint just so?

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    2. Don't be silly, they are just gorgeous.

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    3. Danke sehr, Herr Mago.

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  4. look light headlights to kabuki. hugh beams even (as we say where kabuki is from)

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    1. If kabuki is planning on making another performance video, Mistress MJ will assist with the lighting.

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  5. Hurray to Miss Scarlet for freeing the Green Shorts. It's about time.

    (it's me Boxer.)

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    1. You’ve turned into a seagull, Miss Boxer!

      Shall I throw you a fish?

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  6. Yay! It's on again!
    I'm all moist with anticipation....

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    1. PRINCESS: Please make use of the towels provided in the guest bath.

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  7. well, I would enter but I don't know I could compete with the like Of Mistress Mj's lovely cleavage.

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    1. But Mistress Maddie has OTHER charms, n'est-ce pas?

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  8. Shorts? Didi someone mention Shorts?

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    1. SID: Despite vigorous scrubbing, yours is the only stain remaining on The Shorts.

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