Thursday, June 14, 2012

Stockpiling Smut

Mistress MJ is busy foraging for filth and stockpiling smut.



But she thinks it's high time she popped over to visit you.

It's business as usual here, once again, Bitches and it's good to be back.

44 comments:

  1. ...and I have a pile of smut to pass over when you're ready... and I thought it was just furballs under the bed

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    1. Photos of the camera boys, one hopes.

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  2. Yay!

    Thank the Lard, I've been swamped doing double duty over at the Hair Hall of Fame.

    Meanwhile my blag languishes.

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    1. Your poor BLAG.

      Good thing your ass makes up for it.

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  3. Did you store anything on Picasa? I recently figured out Blogger had a ton of my "lost" photos stored away for me.

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    1. No, nothing stored on Picasa.

      I had enough photos that I could have started my own "Peenee and Norma" blog.

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    2. There is often a picasa album automatically started that stores any pictures that you have uploaded to your blog. When you next go to post a pic click on "From this blog" under the heading Upload...
      I don't know if this helps you any?

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    3. Thank you, Prinny but I’m not sure Picasa would welcome Mistress MJ’s smut collection.

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    4. OH NO! YOU COULDA MADE A BLOG ABOUT ME AND HER?

      sigh.

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  4. Same here... I don't know how I got the pics on Picasa though.
    You are back and Mr Device has been in touch! All is well with the world then.
    Sx

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    1. I just hope Mr. DeVice keeps his legs covered in the next photo shoot.

      My opthamologist recommended I wear sunglasses next time I look at his pasty white body.

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  5. I have "a friend" who is looking forward to the smut and filth!

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    1. Tell your "friend" to keep his pants on, Mr. Lax!

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    2. why can't i have as many friends as mr. lax?

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  6. We have nothing but love for our Mistress. No matter what she does for sympathy and attention.

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    1. THOM: Mistress MJ is not sure she likes your tone, young man.

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  7. i'm glad you're back and in the pink, so to speak, sugar! xoxoxoxox

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    1. Speaking of pink, you missed our Pink Party, Miss Savannah.

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  8. Mmm! Couldn't afford a brand new computor, eh? Had to go with refurb! Pity!

    *hops back to previous post and listens to Ms Nation's bongo solo again*

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    1. HUGGY JON: I’ll give you a bongo solo…where it HURTS!

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  9. So nice to have you back, hon. And you just ignore those nasty bitches at the rehab intake counter who ask "You again?" when you show up. Be strong.

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    1. PEENEE: I put the “re” in “rehab.”

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  11. Welcome back MJ, you've been missed. I was going to organize a whip-round to buy you a new PC, but I couldn't be arse

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    1. MITZI: Thanks to you, I had Benidorm Season Three to ease the pain.

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  12. I lit a candle for your safe return, Mistress... Jx

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  13. Forget any "cloud-thing", and picasa, it's your harddrive that counts, just spit out the fifty or so bucks for an external hard drive to back-up - and USE it.
    I have nothing to ad to your collection, m'dear, but you always have my sympathy and attention, and a free lunch in one of the taverns here ...

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  14. i just hope you got all your shots before you visited me.
    that mask would hardly contain whatever brought your
    stockpile down.

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    1. NORMA: I just hope your dry socket isn’t catching.

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  15. Whats the chances we both have had problems with computers at the same time????? I swear. And to answer your question from your comment left, yes there is.....women!

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  16. Whats the chances we both have had problems with computers at the same time????? I swear. And to answer your question from your comment left, yes there is.....women!

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    1. MADDIE: I heard you the FIRST time!

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  17. Might as well use this opportunity to go back to your roots Mistress MJ - eliciting more laughs, less gasps! (because there's nobody wittier on the blogosphere than you!)

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    1. Oh, thank you, Riley.

      Your cheque is in the mail.

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  18. Make sure not to put all your smut in one basket!

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    1. WALLY: Nor all my baskets in one smutpile!

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