Thursday, June 07, 2012

Out of Order

We regret to inform you that Infomaniac is temporarily closed due to computer problems.

*sigh* It's always SOMETHING, isn't it?

Back as soon as possible,Bitches.

37 comments:

  1. My PC had a nervous breakdown.

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  2. Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ standing by...

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  3. but it's fine now, right, sugar? *starting to fret* xoxoxoxo

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  4. I think after yesterdays photos and posts it became overheated.

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  5. Mistress's PC is clogged with filth, I expect... Jx

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  6. Methinks your computer has seen more than it can bear. As have we all.

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  7. try laying on the genius bar, en flagrante.
    like moths to a flame..on second thought,
    plug your flagran.

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  8. BITCHES: I suspect Jon is right as are Kelly and Thom...it probably choked on its own filth.

    It is officially dead so no more blogging until I purchase a new one.

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    1. I'm sure MJ has some portable filth she can share from an internet cafe... Jx

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  9. Perhaps a nice, well heeled benefactor,(read Sugar Daddy)... will show a little kindness and gratitude and throw a large wad in your direction...

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  10. You know what works? Throwing it from a height as hard as you can into the back wall of an industrial dumpster. Thats how I fixed mine. Then I went and bought a new one. THIS IS ESSENTIAL. Do NOT forget this step. Problem solved. *flicks dust off shoulder, shoots cuffs*

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  11. Seriously girl you have my sympathy. Computer bullshit just sucks warty smelly Knudson balls.

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  12. Drama Queen!
    It's just a sticking keyboard ...

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  13. So do these "Computer problems" involve rehab or jail time? I need to know in order to buy the right card.

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  14. your computer probably just needs a lube job. That ought to do the trick.

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  15. i try and move 3 doors down and the world goes to hell in a handbasket! Damn these psychic powers.

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  16. Have you sorted your mouse yet?
    The winner is soon to be announced....
    Sx

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  17. Dead as a dodo? ach hurry back ya have a lot ta read. Old Knudsen already has his week of posts written and will probably add more as that is how he rolls also he needs his warty smelly 'Knudsen' balls sucked.

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  18. Kittens - fluffy joy pillows or Satan's handmaidens? please discuss.

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  19. I will await your return patiently and with good humour.

    As a #1 Infomaniac Slave should :)

    ***places chaste kisses on Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  20. uh-oh, did fartbook send you a worm?

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  21. Hello Mistress... Can I come out of the oubliettes now?

    I've been here for three days... haven't eaten anything... there's nothing to drink down here...

    Hello!!!

    Can someone at least get me some water... pepsi...

    vodka...

    HELLOOOOOO!


    I'm in a severe state of dehydration...

    !

    HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!

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    1. I once hid a bottle of Mueller-Thurgau beahind a loose brick ... hope you have your emergency corckscrew ready, Jon ...

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  22. Is the oubliettes bar closed? I thought that sleaze pit served booze 24-7. At least in my day you could get a drink. No MJ and no booze. That tears it! KABUKI is declaring Canada broken, and in need of repairs. RMCP volunteers please submit nude photos to kabuki for consideration. We wil present a solid front, we shall not go quiet into the night, this infraction shall not stand.

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  23. will this, this or this help to get you through in the meantime?

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  24. ok which one of you bitches broke the internet?

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  25. It can't be that difficult, Mistress, you just have to put the jack in your power outlet.

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  26. This is what she gets for trying to utilize the internet with a pc made of Camembert and a power source consisting of elderly Hutterites shuffling around inside a big wheel.

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  27. BITCHES: Not quite back yet...just checking in.

    As far as we can tell, it wasn't a virus...it just gave up.

    Mistress MJ finds it amusing that it conked out shortly after posting about cleaning up all the filth on the blog.

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    1. Christ! You made me jump! Sneaking up like that... Jx

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  28. Well... at least you could have tossed me a piece of steak or somthin'!

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  29. It's simply shocking that your PC had a breakdown. The last we knew it was doing very well, floating about in the vodka fountain amongst the lemon wedges.

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