Friday, June 29, 2012

Ask Norma

Mistress MJ is celebrating the long Canada Day weekend with a little trip to the seaside.

Naturally, she’s taking her personal assistant Miss Normadesmond along…



In Mistress MJ’s absence, all questions and concerns may be addressed to Norma, right here in the comments box.

Oh, by the way…

Norma will be celebrating her birthday on July 1st so be sure to drop by and give her a little love.

Birthday gifts are optional but may I suggest a lifetime supply of flatulence deodorizer pads?...



See you soon, Bitches and remember…

ASK NORMA.

49 comments:

  1. HEY, I WANT EVERYONE TO LINE UP HERE, SINGLE FILE.
    AND YOU...LX, TELL "YOUR FRIEND"
    TO TURN AROUND AND SHUT UP!

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  2. Norma? I thought she's been on vacation, as well!

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  3. Happiest of Birthday's MJ. May the coming year bring you everything your heart desires. And expect a package from me, at some point!

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    1. It's NORMA'S BIRTHDAY on July 1st...not mine.

      May I return to my sun chaise now?

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    2. *goes back and highlights the part that says "Norma will be celebrating her birthday on July 1st."*

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    3. Happy Birthday MJ! Many returns of the day! You don't look a day older than you are! What is that in dog years, anyway?

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  4. By the way, Norma has been getting a lot of requests here on the beach to take DICKtation.

    So don't be put off if she can't answer all your questions.

    Turns out her dance card is going to be quite full but she'll do what she can.

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  5. Happy Birthday, Mistress MJ!

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    1. Don’t make me order Norma to send you to the Oubliette.

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    2. There's a present for you at mine...

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    3. i must be off now, but will return later to deal with all of you.

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  6. Dear Norma,
    happy early birthday!
    I believe the mistress is off baking her famous special cake for you now.
    Please pass the flatulence pads.

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  7. Its norman's birthday? Who the hell is norman? And since when did Canada get a whole day? kabuki thought it was 'Canada afternoon'. The whole world has gone crazy, who said the baby can't have christmas?

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    1. dear kabooqui, is it the desert heat, again?

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  8. Well Im off my self soon for a long vacation So I wish our dearest Norma the Happiest of Birthday's, may she take much DICKatation! What IS your wish Norma?

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    1. funny, i'd wished for you to have a nice long vacation.

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  9. Norma, who the hell is this norman jackass and why do we care about his birthday? Kabuki says 'we' but means YOU because is quite sure this norman character has xomething to do with that polka dot queen of mean.

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  10. WHY YES, MJ IS QUITE BUSY IN THE INFOMANIAC BAKE SHOPPE, GETTING MY BIRTHDAY CAKE EXACTLY THE WAY SHE LIKES IT.

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    1. sorry peen, this slipped by me. you DID click
      and i'm thrilled.

      no, it wasn't me, i thought it was mj.

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  12. WHO'S NORMAN? Why is it Normans birthday? Why is Kabuki Zero out wandering around without a hat? Why is everyone on vacation?

    Harrumph is what I say to this sort of thing.

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  13. Who you calling Normal?

    Anyhow... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Des!!
    Sx

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  14. Hello Dhaaarlings.... Have I missed anything?
    don't you just hate it when your hard driver crashes most completely... with nothing but a loud grinding shuddering noise as a late warning and at the most in-opportune time.
    A pox on computers!

    My appologies to MJ and all of you for missing my party... and thank you for your well wishes and concerns as to my whereabouts...
    I'm using a borrowed dinosaur at the moment but hope that things will return to some form of normality soon. Till then I'll wish Norma (While she's still holding the fort) a very happy Bday... and Happy Birthday at the same time...

    I will try to get around for a visit as soon as my depoxed old bitch returns from the clinic...

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    1. get well honey and grab a plate, the cake's going fast.

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  15. Hello Prinny!!!
    I feel your pain... I keep getting the blue screen of death... but somehow I keep managing to give it the kiss of life. I think my days on this machine are numbered.
    Sx

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    1. eat some cake, that'll put some pop in your kiss.

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  16. I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT NONE OF YOU BOTHERED TO CLICK ON "MJ IS QUITE BUSY"...WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, BAKE YOU A CAKE?

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  17. I have "a friend" who clicked it.

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    1. i can't wait until the day that i lay eyes on "the friend."

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  18. was that norman's cake? kabuki will not h ave any, thank you. that disgusting woman should be institutionalized. again

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    1. k-buki....i know you're an exotic creature
      and i know you have exotic tastes.

      here, have a slice.

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  19. I think that was Norman. Nothing says 'Happy Birthday' like a little frosting on your cheeks!

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    1. but what about frosting on the hoo-hoo?

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  20. Happy birthday, NORMA!

    Welcome back, PRINCESS!

    Happy Canada Day to MISTRESS MJ!

    Did someone mention CAKE?

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    1. i just love an ass in my birthday cake
      where i candle might've been.

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  21. A very happy birthday Norman... or Normal... whatevah!

    MJ got you a new dictation machine! You must be soooo happy!

    JOYEUSE FÊTE DE LA CONFÉDÉRATION à ma chère maîtresse!

    Gros bisou et câlin!
    Jon

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  22. This is my Infomaniac fourth anniversary!

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    1. wonder what the 4 year infoversary gift is...maybe crabs?

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  23. it is not really all about you today LXXL - let the grownups talk. Go and play with your he-man figurines.

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  24. Unless of course this is THE POLKA DOT QUEEN MASQUERADING AS lxxl. cURSE YOU POLKA DOT QUEEN - you haunt my nightmares - you vile she-beast. Release MJ unharmed and kabuki may let you live to see tomorrow.

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    1. polka actually occurred. damn you kabboo,
      turn that hidden video camera OFF.

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