Monday, November 14, 2011

Pill Party!


*sung to the tune of White Rabbit*...

♫One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones Mistress MJ gives you
Make you say Oh fuck it all♫...


♫Go ask Wally
When he's swallowed a DOLL♫...

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In celebration of Designing Wally’s birthday, Mistress MJ is hosting a pill party!
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Grab a handful at the door!

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Von LX is on hand to fluff your PILLows...


You can keep your socks on...

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But try not to lose your head!...

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BOING!!!...

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The house blend...


YAY! HAPPY PILLS!...


Reach into the jars and enjoy, Bitches!...

36 comments:

  1. Tell that goddam sicknik waitress to bring me a round. Stat.

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  2. Where are the pills? I saw a dish of hairy nuts, I enjoyed their salty goodness, but I am quite ready for a pill now...

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  3. Why are Peenee's nuts in the candy dish?

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  4. He's Experienced...
    but his scrotum is very clean, well, I can't say as I blame him...

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  5. Can't talk now, coming down from my acid trip.

    Got anything in your candy dish that might help?

    Xanax?

    X?

    Anything with an X in it.

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  6. @ayeM8y,
    They are all Rx, baby, grab a handful and if you need to suckle later, I heard that there are salty nuts somewhere in this joint...

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  7. @MJ - Tampax gives me a case of the mean reds...

    @Wally - Thanks for the script. Oh and Happy Birthday.

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  8. when they finally put vodka in a pill I'll be happy to fill my prescription.

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  9. I'm with Boxer..vodka in a pill would be a grand thing.

    ♫♪Happy Birthday Wally!♪♫

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  10. Happy Birthday Wally.

    I took two fuckitol ready for Monday. Just what the doctor orders.

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  11. Happy Birthday, Sally! I mean Wally... it's a little confusing here this morning...
    Sx

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  12. Happy Birthday Wally!

    [downs hand-full of FUKITOL®]

    [begins fluffing pillows]

    Miss Scarlet's head has changed! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    [nods off]

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  13. Every gal should have a decent collection of heads.
    Sx

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  14. What the hell is going on in here?

    Has Sally, er, Wally finally nodded off?

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  15. I'm here darlings...
    Now where's the Birthday Gurl?

    2 fuckitol and a valium chaser thanks houseboy...
    After a day of sugar fuelled 1st graders running about in flowers and garden critters costumes I'm quite knackered....

    Happy Birthday Wally

    If anyone needs me I'll be over at the vodka fountain...

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  16. Who put "Skittles" in with the good stuff???

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  17. Skittles are the non-alcoholic punch of the drug crowd.

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  18. *facedown in the 'ludes*

    Fffrm sh ff dvff mmmrrb n.

    Ffaffy wirf'ay Ally

    *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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  19. It's a true same Dr. Conrad Murray had to miss this....

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  20. MAGO, King Crimson sound like MS. NATIONS in that tune.

    Ha!@HEFF.

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  21. Ms Fripp?

    Manners! Happy Birthday Sss - Wally!

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  22. Happy Birthday Wally!

    It's fortunate that while I am very immature, I am still "adult minded" enough to read trashy literature.

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  23. Not passed out, just to tweeked to type...
    Thanks Everybody and especially to Mistress for knowing what kind of party to throw!

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  24. I suppose I'll have to start tidying up now.

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  25. Am I late ???




    I've got codeine pills you know!!!




    HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  26. THE PARTY'S OVER!

    Same time, same place next year?

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