Monday, November 21, 2011

Junk in the Trunk

You too can achieve this “ghetto booty” look simply by injecting a mixture of "cement, 'Fix-a-Flat,' mineral oil and super glue" into your arse…


Oneal Ron Morris, a fake doctor in Florida, has been arrested for allegedly giving women bad buttock injections.

“Morris, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman and sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos, was being held on $7,500 bond. It was unknown whether she has an attorney.”

If you want a bigger booty, the Infomaniac Medical Clinic recommends just eating a lot of ice cream rather than injecting your arse full of poison.

Read more here.

24 comments:

  1. Ja, I'll have the ice cream ... and the Fix-A-Flat® to sniff, please.

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  2. You could probably get high from sniffing her arse.

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  3. Okay. That was interesting. But I'm going to pass on your generous offer to read more here, if you don't mind. It's 7:17 a.m. and I've having a bagel.

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  4. SAVANNAH: *speechless*

    What was that?

    Speak up, I can’t hear you.

    UNBEARABLE BANISHMENT: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Okay. That was interesting. But I'm going to pass on your generous offer to read more here, if you don't mind. It's 7:17 a.m. and I've having a bagel.

    Have TWO bagels for booty enhancement.

    With extra cream cheese.

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  5. Ah come on - you make good ol' Do-It-Yerself sound nasty!
    I wonder how the bloke managed to pump super glue through his needle.

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  6. The best part of the story is that the patient made it this far before begging the "doctor" to stop. AND that meant the doctor intended to try and inject MORE of the material into her.

    The stupidity of the vain and the ignorant should never be underestimated.

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  7. This is very trendy in Florida. I know because I've been injecting silicone caulking for years...

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  8. Do-It-Yourself! I wonder if you can take a class and get a button for THIS at Home Depot? You can apparently buy all the supplies there.

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  9. i wanna see her go thru the turn-style.

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  10. MAGO: Ah come on - you make good ol' Do-It-Yerself sound nasty!
    I wonder how the bloke managed to pump super glue through his needle.


    Perhaps he used a glue gun!

    COOKIE: The best part of the story is that the patient made it this far before begging the "doctor" to stop. AND that meant the doctor intended to try and inject MORE of the material into her.
    The stupidity of the vain and the ignorant should never be underestimated.


    Mistress MJ won’t even go near Botox let alone cement and tire filler.

    AYEM8Y: This is very trendy in Florida. I know because I've been injecting silicone caulking for years...

    We all know your ass is full of caulk!

    KELLY RED: Do-It-Yourself! I wonder if you can take a class and get a button for THIS at Home Depot? You can apparently buy all the supplies there.

    I have a Staples Easy button.

    But that doesn’t mean I’m easy.

    NORMADESMOND: i wanna see her go thru the turn-style.

    Ha! No chance of her jumping the turnstile either.

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  11. Much like Mr Beastie when he stashes his fruit...
    Sx

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  12. SCARLET: Much like Mr Beastie when he stashes his fruit...

    Mr. Beastie could stuff an entire banana plantation up there!

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  13. p.s. I'm liking your new look, Miss Scarlet.

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  14. Reminds me of a Spinal Tap song.

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  15. Why? Why would you do that?

    Cement in yo butt?

    That level of stupidity, frankly, it serves them right.

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  16. MAGO: ... hmmm ...

    That’s a firm grip you have there, Herr Mago.

    GEOFF: Reminds me of a Spinal Tap song.

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal’s got ‘em!

    ROSES: Why? Why would you do that?
    Cement in yo butt?
    That level of stupidity, frankly, it serves them right.


    You tell ‘em, Miss Roses!

    BLAZNG SCARLET: She (he??) makes a great 'spare'!

    I’ll bet she’s worn the tread off already.

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  17. My ass is just fine, thank you very much...

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  18. Based on this photo, no one could argue with you, Michael.

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  19. Stupid people get what they deserve. How's that for sympathy?

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  20. SOMEONE had to say it, Thom!

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