Thursday, November 17, 2011

Gone Shopping

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Back on Sunday.

In the meantime, based on the illustration above, try to identify the objects Mistress MJ is purchasing.

27 comments:

  1. what with the size of the box and that cord, it's gotta be a tampon that simply won't be big enough.

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  2. Chinese finger cuffs & a baby bottle?

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  3. Six Pack of Wine (they really need to make that for consumers)
    Bag of dinner rolls for chucking at wayward house boys
    Ready Whip, no explanation needed
    Crayons, to entertain the tots
    One hot roller for the pubes, a nice wave is very pretty
    Birth control pills or Zanax, really the same thing
    And the requisite lube. Don't you belong to a Lube of the Month Club for that? We're talking volume here.

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  4. Party supplies (booze, chips, cigs) for your art class Christmas soiree, from Costco. The unidentifiable food items and the poster itself are from your last herd through Ikea.

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  5. Can of Glidden Spread Satin, screw top bottles of wine, bags of root vegatibles, point and shoot whipped cream, Crystal Light, Shake Weight, NyQuil capsules and a tube of anchovey paste.

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  6. booze and drugs obv... where are the shoes?

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  7. Good afternoon MJ,

    Don't forget a bicycle pump to help reinflate the poor fella from your previous post.

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  8. Sixpack Veuve, thingy, can o'cream, fags, thingy, the Pill, mustard - and a bucket. Nothing special.

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  9. Are you having a shopping trolley race?

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  10. Wine Coolers, Can of Paint, Sack of Potatos, Cheese Whizz, Cigarettes, Pepper Grinder, Aspirin and Astroglide.

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  11. You've finally decided to repaint the cheese room!

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  12. Crosstops
    Sixpack of ketchup
    Bag of lipid tumors
    Soup with applicator tip
    Marlboro Sardine 100's (in fliptop box)
    One of my aunt Pat's 1950's wall sconces
    Ravioli
    Preparation H
    Hobo camper
    Giant box (although why you need another when you already have one is beyond me)

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  13. I think it represents a timeline ending, tragically, in Preparation H.

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  14. First Nations- MJ is going o make you stand in the corner for that remark!

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  15. Jamesons, cheese curds, Jamesons.

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  16. I am going to have to get out of bed much quicker. Everyone's shopping is way cooler than mine.

    *throws bacon lube into the trolley and totters off*

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  17. a string of anal beads, a large fancy jar of preserved lemons to decorate the top of your Hi Fi, a tube of Brylcream, a faux box and a pack of lady cigars

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  18. Congratulations to Topher for correctly identifying the anal beads.

    *backs shopping trolley over everyone's feet and heads to cashier*

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  19. That's okay, I have me steeled toed crocs on.
    Sx

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  20. Paint, Perrier, Chips, Cheez Whiz, Crayons, lipstick, chocolates and vagisil.

    Oh yeah, and you're getting a 'pearl necklace'?

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  21. My intuition tells me that you are really buying a new automobile...

    However, I am quite sure you will be picking up all of the aforementioned things on your way home (x2).

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  22. Pearl necklace? Yes, THAT too!

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  23. Cigarettes and birth control.

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  24. Have you won a 3 minute trolley dash at your local Nettos?

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