Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Wenis Wednesday

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  1. Second!

    Maybe a little Hop will help..

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  2. you can take the heels off the girl,
    but she'll always have 'em on.

    "three, please."

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  3. Just needs a little more lift....

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  4. "I think I can.... I think I can..."

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  5. That would be a bit of a surprise for someone arriving in the elevator on that floor.

    Lets hope he didn't really want to go to the penthouse.

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  6. AEYM8Y: Just a little more...
    First!


    You wouldn’t have any problem reaching the button.

    COREYJO: Second!
    Maybe a little Hop will help..


    Help HIM to reach or YOU to be first?

    NORMADESMOND: you can take the heels off the girl,
    but she'll always have 'em on.
    "three, please."


    Level three?...wig salon.

    Of course, Norma.

    BOXER: pretty much says it all.

    He needs a ride on that “mood elevator” you mention on your blog.

    PRINCESS: Just needs a little more lift....
    "I think I can.... I think I can..."


    Your motto for all the costuming you’ve been slaving over?

    ROSES: That would be a bit of a surprise for someone arriving in the elevator on that floor.
    Lets hope he didn't really want to go to the penthouse.


    Perhaps he finds love in an elevator.

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  7. He's going to get that caught if he's not careful...
    Sx

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  8. SCARLET: He's going to get that caught if he's not careful...

    Did he actually push the elevator button with his wenis?

    This, Miss Scarlet, is the reason I always travel with anti-bacterial wet wipes.

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  9. Precisely. Even though he looks like he has a ways to go, I'll be using the Purell simply to get rid of his intentions.

    *cursing self for missing awesome Unitard Man only to arrive in time for Elevatard man*

    *timing tongue flicks with a stopwatch*

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  10. NATIONS: Precisely. Even though he looks like he has a ways to go, I'll be using the Purell simply to get rid of his intentions.
    *cursing self for missing awesome Unitard Man only to arrive in time for Elevatard man*
    *timing tongue flicks with a stopwatch*


    *cleans monitor with wet wipes*

    JASON: "Going down?"

    Ha!

    Welcome back from gay Paree, mon chéri.

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  11. Ground floor perfumery,
    stationery and leather goods,
    wigs and haberdashery
    kitchenware and food...going up

    First floor telephones,
    gents ready-made suits,
    shirts, socks, ties, hats,
    underwear and shoes...going up

    Second floor carpets,
    travel goods and bedding,
    material, soft furnishings,
    restaurant and teas. Going down!

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  12. He's practicing his "elevator pitch!"

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  13. He could use some elevator shoes.

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  14. LX & AYEM8Y: What is this?

    Amateur night at the comedy club?

    Are you back in TexASS, LX?

    I noticed you’ve dropped the “Von.”

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  15. It's obvious this is not a first class hotel. They always have color coordinated stepstools in the elevator lobby.

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  16. TB: It's obvious this is not a first class hotel. They always have color coordinated stepstools in the elevator lobby.

    Of course you would know that from all the time you’ve spent “waiting” in hotel lobbies.

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  17. He's never going to reach it with that thing. Perhaps this is the real reason short men are so angry?

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  18. MEMPHIS STEVE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    How is it that TWO of Mr. LX’s readers (you and Epic Fail) have popped over here this week for a visit?

    I see that one of your interests is “beautiful naked women.”

    Good luck with seeing any of that here on Infomaniac (you’re more likely to see warty old wenises) but you’re welcome to drop in anytime.

    In the event that I hold a Christmas party here, are you available to make balloon animals with your junk? Or fart tunefully? You’d be the life of the party!

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