Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Infomaniac's FIFTH Anniversary Party!

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Party? I’ll be right there!

Welcome to Infomaniac’s FIFTH anniversary party!

That’s right. Mistress MJ has been entertaining you lnfomaniac Bitches for FIVE YEARS now!!!

AND we’re approaching 2,000 posts!!!

I’ve enjoyed every minute of your company and I hope you Bitches know how much you mean to me.

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I’ll ask that you leave your unattractive footwear with the bouncer, above.

By NOW, surely you know how I feel about Crocs and flip-flops.

Why don’t you all step into the conversation pit?

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Everybody get loose and let your hair down…

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Well, THAT didn’t take long, DID it?

Have you helped yourselves to the vodka fountain?

Our houseboys will come by shortly with shots…


Miss Scarlet is in charge of the bar. Apparently, she's decided that now would be a good time to experiment with new cocktails...


Oh dear ...


Moving right along...

Now that you’re all settled in and comfortable, Mistress MJ wants you to share your Infomaniac memories and experiences with one and all.

Have fun but remember…the planter in the corner is NOT a toilet.


And please keep the roughhousing to a minimum…

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NOTE: This party is dedicated to Mutley, Piggy, and KAZ…beloved, long-time Infomaniac Bitches who are now with us in spirit only.

MUTLEY (- May 21, 2010)


PIGGY (- October 2, 2010)


KAZ (- February 14, 2011)

Mutley, Piggy and KAZ…Infomaniac Bitches forever.


Looks like the Infomaniac Orchestra is getting ready to take the stage…

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Now get out on the dance floor and SHAKE IT, bitches!


THANKS FOR A FAB FIVE YEARS!!!

85 comments:

  1. I do so hate to be the first to arrive.

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  2. You can be on coat check duty.

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  3. I'm getting my pasties stuck on as I type...

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  4. I remember the first time that I de-cloaked off the starboard bow at the Infomaniac Mansion and submitted my ass for the Mistress's approval to add to her um, arsenal. From there it was a quick ride to "Mr. Nude Infomaniac" and then the "Official Penis" tittle in rapid succession. I've never looked back although most visitors here have had a nice long gander at my backside. Whether they wanted to or not.

    *Raises glass and toasts, "To the Mistress and her Infomaniac bitches. May she reign for another five hundred years."

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  5. Sensory overload. Must return to vine covered cottage and read Jane Austen. Now if that bouncer bitch will give my crocs back.

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  6. everyday is like a party when mj is at the helm. as
    i raise my glass and look to the north, i salute you.

    who's the "babe" in the pink?
    i think he needs to be put on a plane, pronto.

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  7. COOKIE: I'm getting my pasties stuck on as I type...

    Your edible nipple tassels?

    AYEM8Y: I remember the first time that I de-cloaked off the starboard bow at the Infomaniac Mansion and submitted my ass for the Mistress's approval to add to her um, arsenal. From there it was a quick ride to "Mr. Nude Infomaniac" and then the "Official Penis" tittle in rapid succession. I've never looked back although most visitors here have had a nice long gander at my backside. Whether they wanted to or not.
    *Raises glass and toasts, "To the Mistress and her Infomaniac bitches. May she reign for another five hundred years."


    Let’s revisit your ass and your Offical Penis once again, shall we?

    TB: Sensory overload. Must return to vine covered cottage and read Jane Austen. Now if that bouncer bitch will give my crocs back.

    Your Crocs are burning in hell as we speak.

    NORMADESMOND: everyday is like a party when mj is at the helm. as
    i raise my glass and look to the north, i salute you.
    who's the "babe" in the pink?
    i think he needs to be put on a plane, pronto.


    I’m quite certain that the “babe” in pink is one of our lurkers, i.e. one of our secret Infomaniac readers.

    There are a few still in the closet.

    This one seems to have busted out!

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  8. Speaking of lurkers, it was Delurking Day on April 27th 2010 that I popped out from behind MJ's bush. It's an evergreen topiary pruned into the shape of large beaver. I commented...

    "I'm intrigued by a bawdy woman who will spread her legs for a bottle of Irish whiskey."

    ...little did I know. You're the bees knees dear MJ. Happy 5th!

    Tequila over here houseboy.

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  9. happy anniversary, sugar! everyday has been a party with you! that and the fact that you hate crocs and drink jameson whiskey and vodka! party on, MJ! xoxoxoxo

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  10. HAYWARD: Speaking of lurkers, it was Delurking Day on April 27th 2010 that I popped out from behind MJ's bush. It's an evergreen topiary pruned into the shape of large beaver. I commented...
    "I'm intrigued by a bawdy woman who will spread her legs for a bottle of Irish whiskey."
    ...little did I know. You're the bees knees dear MJ. Happy 5th!
    Tequila over here houseboy.


    April 27, 2010?…By golly, so it WAS, Hayward!

    It feels so natural having you here that I forgot that you were once the “new kid.”

    Let’s everyone get out our Tequila Guns and give Hayward a good soaker!

    SAVANNAH: happy anniversary, sugar! everyday has been a party with you! that and the fact that you hate crocs and drink jameson whiskey and vodka! party on, MJ!

    You’re a Georgia peach.

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  11. Happy Fifth Mistress MJ!

    I've been along for the ride since   ̶D̶o̶m̶i̶n̶i̶o̶n̶   Canada Day '08. Thank you for always making me welcome here.

    Looks like it's going to be a long night of fluffing...

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  12. I don't know what I'd do without you, Darlin', really....

    Now!
    Where is that slightly used houseboy with my Pink Squirrel?
    I have a reputation to bolster...

    xoxox
    w

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  13. XL: Happy Fifth Mistress MJ!
    I've been along for the ride since ̶D̶o̶m̶i̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ Canada Day '08. Thank you for always making me welcome here.
    Looks like it's going to be a long night of fluffing...


    Thanks so much, XL…you’ve just saved me a trip to the liquor store.

    You wear the honour of “Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ” proudly.

    You’ve been of great service to Mistress MJ … as a result, no fluffing whatsoever is required of you at the party

    Have you brought that vodka-squirting boutonnière with you?

    WALLY: I don't know what I'd do without you, Darlin', really....
    Now!
    Where is that slightly used houseboy with my Pink Squirrel?
    I have a reputation to bolster...


    The general rule of thumb around here is… if it’s pink, it’s in the Pink Room.

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  14. Mistress?
    The houseboy or the drink?

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  15. My, how the years fly by when you're only barely conscious.

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  16. I fondly remember when Mean Dirty cut the grass and trimmed the bushes au naturel here at Chez MJ.
    ah....good times.

    Now let's see if I can get that vodka fountain wheeled over here.
    Garcon!

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  17. Now kabukii knows what five years in heaven would be like. without MJ the world would seem so much smaller. Less bawdy perhaps, but where the dangerous and daring venture there awaits MJ. You are my beloved. kabuki zero

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  18. WALLY: Mistress?
    The houseboy or the drink?


    Take your choice, Wally.

    You can’t go wrong either way.

    Oh, wait a minute…I see that you’ve been in the Pink Room and picked up a pink drink and two pink frat boys.

    See? What did I tell you?!

    PEENEE: My, how the years fly by when you're only barely conscious.

    And yet I still remember the first time I bitch-slapped you on Planet Fabulon.

    It was at a Board of Directors meeting.

    Fond memories.

    JASON: I fondly remember when Mean Dirty cut the grass and trimmed the bushes au naturel here at Chez MJ.
    ah....good times.
    Now let's see if I can get that vodka fountain wheeled over here.
    Garcon!


    Here’s Mr. Nude Infomaniac mowing the lawn and here he is trimming the bushes.

    Good times, indeed.

    KABUKI: Now kabukii knows what five years in heaven would be like. without MJ the world would seem so much smaller. Less bawdy perhaps, but where the dangerous and daring venture there awaits MJ. You are my beloved. kabuki zero

    Mistress MJ kisses the hem of kabuki's silk kimono.

    Now please disrobe and do your La Dolce Vita dance in the vodka fountain.

    Your public awaits you.

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  19. I may not have been around all the wonderful 5 years but I'm glad to be here now! I'll be coming here til the last day of the internet!

    I shall partake of the Tequila guns as Tequila is a beauty treatment now, as well as an Antibiotic (Which I need from those blasted germs in the Infomaniac pool!)

    Where are the ...Hoerdurves?

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  20. Apparently, your houseboys by the pink sofa got drunk and forgot about the rules about socks!

    Thank you for all the laughs!

    I bring you some jello shots, a hostess gift consisting of sanitary wipes, Fabreeze, and edible underwear in case the guests get cold later or want something to snack on...

    Cheers to Infomaniac and to many more years of fantastic company, great laughter, and good times!!!

    ..*o*
    ..o.*o
    ..*[]
    ../.*.\
    ..[__]...(--*)....(--*)
    ..[__]..._I_....._I_

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  21. My fondest memory is being named Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009 - it was a momentous occasion and one that touched me.......... in several good ways.......... in several bad places.

    Mazel Tov Mistress. As your Official Infomaniac Slave I could ask for no better Mistress to serve.

    ***places adoring kisses on both cheeks***

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  22. Attention bitches! Your queen has arrived.

    That band member on the far right appears to be checking the time to see if he can leave yet. I don't blame him because where's the Dom Perignon? There's simply no party without the Dom.

    Happy anniversary MJ. It's been hideous, scary and lots of fun.

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  23. The first comment I made at Infomaniac involved a very rude word and I was most impressed with myself.
    I love all the competitions and I'm still agrieved that I lost the wee book to Mr Beastie during a slap-down.
    I WAS ROBBED!!!! I had the whole of Italy behind me.
    Anyhow, anyone for a Red Over Heel?
    SX

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  24. Apologies for the abundant typos...
    Sx

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  25. Hello Mistress and happy 5th Blogaversary.... I've got "Wood" for you.

    And although I didn't win the "Infomaniac Miss Cocks in Frocks" competition...
    *Smiles through clenched teeth and waves to Norma*

    I'm quite happy to continue as Infomaniac's "Miss Congeniality"
    If you will still have me...

    I can't for the life of me think why I keep coming back here.... But I guess it's an addiction.... I need Infomaniac like a user needs
    heroin... Tho I will admit that coming here is much cheaper... particularly on my income... and I don't have to turn as many tricks to keep up the habit... Or share needles unless of course there's a new Knitting pattern... and I still have fabulous skin and lovely plump veins...

    Now, I'm off to applaud Miss Kabuki's Stellar Performance in the Vodka fountain...

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  26. I don't remember the first time I found myself at Infomaniac, but it feels like an eternity ago. I do remember getting here from Piggy & Tazzy's, though - Out of the frying pan & into the fire, some would say...
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion- Wait. That's someone else.
    I've seen Houseboys come and go - Mostly cum, though. I've been part of the Pox On Crocs. I've even seen the House of Infomaniac extended from a modest two-up two-down into a vertitable mansion with all the extra rooms and facilities it now enjoys. I- Oh, bugger! I nearly fell over a knitted uterus!
    "MJ?! MJ!! When are you going to get a knitted uterus room?"

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  27. Happy anniversary! A very glorious fifth! Hey, remember that time I grew out my muttonchops and ran around the vodka fountain shrieking "This is my happening and it freaks me out?" Yeah, neither do I.

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  28. MANDA: I may not have been around all the wonderful 5 years but I'm glad to be here now! I'll be coming here til the last day of the internet!
    I shall partake of the Tequila guns as Tequila is a beauty treatment now, as well as an Antibiotic (Which I need from those blasted germs in the Infomaniac pool!)
    Where are the ...Hoerdurves?


    We’re still working on sterilizing the pool since that last incident.

    EROS: Apparently, your houseboys by the pink sofa got drunk and forgot about the rules about socks!
    Thank you for all the laughs!
    I bring you some jello shots, a hostess gift consisting of sanitary wipes, Fabreeze, and edible underwear in case the guests get cold later or want something to snack on...
    Cheers to Infomaniac and to many more years of fantastic company, great laughter, and good times!!!

    ..*o*
    ..o.*o
    ..*[]
    ../.*.\
    ..[__]...(--*)....(--*)
    ..[__]..._I_....._I_


    Eros, may I point out that you are on my sidebar as an “Infomaniac Hero?”

    Mistress MJ will never forget your efforts as team leader to restore Infomaniac when my blog and my comments went missing.

    Mistress MJ is eternally grateful.

    p.s. You’re the hottest naked cowboy this blog has ever seen.

    DAMIEN: My fondest memory is being named Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009 - it was a momentous occasion and one that touched me.......... in several good ways.......... in several bad places.
    Mazel Tov Mistress. As your Official Infomaniac Slave I could ask for no better Mistress to serve.
    ***places adoring kisses on both cheeks***


    It’s been a pleasure having you serve me, Miss Beaverhausen.

    You set the bar high in your role as Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009.

    A reminder not to use your “special swizzle stick” to mix our guests’ cocktails…unless they request it, of course.

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  29. CYBERPOOF: Attention bitches! Your queen has arrived.
    That band member on the far right appears to be checking the time to see if he can leave yet. I don't blame him because where's the Dom Perignon? There's simply no party without the Dom.
    Happy anniversary MJ. It's been hideous, scary and lots of fun.


    Since you were crowned High Maintenance Queen, you’ve become even more uppity.

    It’s practically a full-time job keeping you in line.

    Not to mention how you’ve drained my liquor budget.

    It doesn’t surprise me that you bleed glitter.

    SCARLET: The first comment I made at Infomaniac involved a very rude word and I was most impressed with myself.
    I love all the competitions and I'm still agrieved that I lost the wee book to Mr Beastie during a slap-down.
    I WAS ROBBED!!!! I had the whole of Italy behind me.
    Anyhow, anyone for a Red Over Heel?


    Remind us of the word, Miss Scarlet. Was it one of Piggy’s fave words?

    Would you like us to hold another contest?

    As for the “Red Over Heel,” martini, I am concerned about anything with “ginger” as an ingredient.

    Can one develop gingervitis from this cocktail?

    SCARLET: Apologies for the abundant typos...

    We’re not surprised, considering your alcohol intake during this party.

    PRINCESS: Hello Mistress and happy 5th Blogaversary.... I've got "Wood" for you.
    And although I didn't win the "Infomaniac Miss Cocks in Frocks" competition...
    *Smiles through clenched teeth and waves to Norma*
    I'm quite happy to continue as Infomaniac's "Miss Congeniality"
    If you will still have me...
    I can't for the life of me think why I keep coming back here.... But I guess it's an addiction.... I need Infomaniac like a user needs
    heroin... Tho I will admit that coming here is much cheaper... particularly on my income... and I don't have to turn as many tricks to keep up the habit... Or share needles unless of course there's a new Knitting pattern... and I still have fabulous skin and lovely plump veins...
    Now, I'm off to applaud Miss Kabuki's Stellar Performance in the Vodka fountain...


    Your Woodvibes were designed by a Dane! ...Oh the “Petra Vacation” of it all.

    Mistress MJ considers you the perfect “Miss Congeniality”…now stop baring your teeth at Norma.

    Coming here is cheaper than heroin?...

    Perhaps I should start charging you admission to Infomaniac.

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  30. IVD: I don't remember the first time I found myself at Infomaniac, but it feels like an eternity ago. I do remember getting here from Piggy & Tazzy's, though - Out of the frying pan & into the fire, some would say...
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion- Wait. That's someone else.
    I've seen Houseboys come and go - Mostly cum, though. I've been part of the Pox On Crocs. I've even seen the House of Infomaniac extended from a modest two-up two-down into a vertitable mansion with all the extra rooms and facilities it now enjoys. I- Oh, bugger! I nearly fell over a knitted uterus!
    "MJ?! MJ!! When are you going to get a knitted uterus room?"
    Oh, and a very happy Blogaversary!


    There’s no denying you’ve seen all that and more.

    But we’ve all seen your warty wand.

    I believe your first comment here was on May 31, 2006 during Totty Week…a week that turned into a month, as I recall.

    I had posted a photo of “naughty totty” Colin Farrell.

    And then Hardhouse (remember him?) said that he wasn’t a Colin Farrell fan. (Although Hardhouse kindly sent me a link to the Colin Farrell sex video.)

    You responded by saying, “Yay! If you lot don't like Colin, I'll have him all for me! Mwah hah hah ha!”

    Not long after that, you put in a totty request for Connor Trinneer “Preferably wearing nothing but some tiny trunks and a goofy grin!”

    p.s. We’re not getting a “knitted uterus room” and if you mention it again, I’ll throw my flaming uterus at you.

    STACIA: Happy anniversary! A very glorious fifth! Hey, remember that time I grew out my muttonchops and ran around the vodka fountain shrieking "This is my happening and it freaks me out?" Yeah, neither do I.

    What I DO remember is that you arrived here along with Hayward on “Delurking Day” last April.

    Apparently you were looking for a "Joan Crawford" "vaseline lens" "rum-flavored dildo".

    I hope you found what you were looking for!

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  31. BITCHES: Mistress MJ would like to thank Princess and Wally for their special anniversary posts and gifts of wood and houseboys.

    Princess’s post is here and Wally’s post here.

    With all this wood, Mistress MJ is going to be picking splinters out of her arse all week.

    Or perhaps I’ll give that job to one of YOU.

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  32. MJ, I'm tickled you remembered. Time has flown like fine booze since then. I wasn't deliberately shirking the rules by not recalling my delurking, I really didn't remember.

    P.S. Smile's Prid for splinters!

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  33. STACIA: MJ, I'm tickled you remembered. Time has flown like fine booze since then. I wasn't deliberately shirking the rules by not recalling my delurking, I really didn't remember.
    P.S. Smile's Prid for splinters!


    Without you I wouldn’t have known that Joan Crawford’s birthday and Infomaniac’s anniversary take place on the same day.

    That alone is worth celebrating!

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  34. Elizabeth Taylor died during my party.

    So on this day in history, March 23rd:

    Infomaniac is created.
    Joan Crawford is born.
    Elizabeth Taylor dies.

    Oh my.

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  35. 23 March:

    1066 - 18th recorded perihelion of Halley's Comet.

    1912 - Dixie Cup invented.

    1953 - Chaka Khan born.

    1998 - Titanic won 11 Oscars, including My Heart Will Go On!

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  36. Yes, I've just heard the news about Liz.
    Mr XL has made a reference to she who must not be named...
    SX

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  37. ...I quite like a touch of ginger...
    Sx

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  38. I can't stay long; the Elizabeth news has me all somber and shit.

    hmmmm....first time at INFOMANIAC? I don't recall but my first thoughts were something along the lines of 'what utter depravity.' And I've never looked back. Oh, sure...I've looked away but not back.

    Congrats on five years, MJ!

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  39. I remeber when infomaniac was a nice little coronation street fan blog that Frobisher stumbled accross........WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ????

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  40. Joan Crawford is born.
    Elizabeth Taylor dies.


    fuck december 7th; today is a
    day that shall live in infamy!

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  41. I found Infomaniac through Michael Guy's blog. I was lazily clicking down through his list and holy schomoly I hit the jackpot with this sick bunch. I find all of you hilarious and a great gang of reprobates. I have passed this site on to several friends; one who has joined in the fun and two who seriously questioned my sanity.

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  42. I am ignoring your comments, but I will say that I think I came here through IDV? or was it you visiting my blog first? Anyway I arrived here while you were hosting The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Compo.

    Speaking of which, what's going on about that? Someone needs to pull their hand out of their arse.

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  43. AYEM8Y: Powerful!

    Some kinda crazy.

    XL: 23 March:
    1066 - 18th recorded perihelion of Halley's Comet.
    1912 - Dixie Cup invented.
    1953 - Chaka Khan born.
    1998 - Titanic won 11 Oscars, including My Heart Will Go On!


    Ignores blatant “C” reference in Titanic (you didn’t think I’d notice?) for Tell Me Something Good as sung by Rufus featuring Chaka Khan Chaka Khan.

    SCARLET: Yes, I've just heard the news about Liz.
    Mr XL has made a reference to she who must not be named...


    Mr. XL is one step away from a good spanking.

    SCARLET: ...I quite like a touch of ginger...

    Chris Evans?

    MICHAEL GUY: I can't stay long; the Elizabeth news has me all somber and shit.
    hmmmm....first time at INFOMANIAC? I don't recall but my first thoughts were something along the lines of 'what utter depravity.' And I've never looked back. Oh, sure...I've looked away but not back.
    Congrats on five years, MJ!


    La Liz…It’s goodbye to glamour, isn’t it, Michael?

    You showed up for the first time on Infomaniac when I posted this photo of some young houseboys with their cocks out.

    You said, and I quote…

    “Those are the sassy boys from Bel Ami porn.
    er, that's what my aunt said during our bridge game.”

    BEAST: I remeber when infomaniac was a nice little coronation street fan blog that Frobisher stumbled accross........WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ????

    It was all downhill after I posted a photo Gail Platt with her tits out.

    I wish Mr. Frobisher could take time out from his busy schedule as Mavis Boyle, drag artiste extraordinaire, to blog again. I miss him.

    SCARLET: Gary Windass!!!

    Is Gary Windass that touch of ginger you mentioned you like?

    What about Eddie Windass? PHWOAR!

    NORMADESMOND: Joan Crawford is born.
    Elizabeth Taylor dies.
    fuck december 7th; today is a
    day that shall live in infamy!


    Pearl Harbor was a mere bagatelle in comparison.

    KELLY RED: I found Infomaniac through Michael Guy's blog. I was lazily clicking down through his list and holy schomoly I hit the jackpot with this sick bunch. I find all of you hilarious and a great gang of reprobates. I have passed this site on to several friends; one who has joined in the fun and two who seriously questioned my sanity.

    Sick? We’re all well-adjusted folk here, I’ll have you know, Miss Kelly.

    Now, spill … which of your friends joined in on the fun? We want names!

    CYBERPOOF: I am ignoring your comments, but I will say that I think I came here through IDV? or was it you visiting my blog first? Anyway I arrived here while you were hosting The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Compo.
    Speaking of which, what's going on about that? Someone needs to pull their hand out of their arse.


    Yes, you popped up when I was hosting The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition in the spring of 2007.

    You’ve been like a bad smell ever since.

    How should I know what’s up with The Shorts now?

    That’s between Beast and Donn.

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  44. Oh hush you! You worship the ground I walk on (or at least should).

    I thought you might have heard something through the grapevine

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  45. Hi, my name is Riley, and I'm a lurker. I've tried to put it behind me, but the lure of Infomaniac has caused many relapses, which usually ends in tears (of laughter).

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  46. Thank you for 5 years of entertainment, MJ.

    Here's to the next 20!

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  47. CYBERPOOF: Oh hush you! You worship the ground I walk on (or at least should).
    I thought you might have heard something through the grapevine


    Unlike you, Mistress MJ is not a gossip.

    RILEY: Hi, my name is Riley, and I'm a lurker. I've tried to put it behind me, but the lure of Infomaniac has caused many relapses, which usually ends in tears (of laughter).

    Welcome back!

    Where have you been?

    You delurked on Delurking Day back in April last year along with Hayward and Stacia but I haven’t heard from you for a few months.

    GEOFF: Thank you for 5 years of entertainment, MJ.
    Here's to the next 20!


    Thank you to someone who’s been with me since DAY ONE!

    What a trooper.

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  48. Own up to it! You are way worse than me

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  49. Unlike you, Mistress MJ is not a gossip.

    ***chokes on pie***

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  50. and the friggin shorts have still not arrived

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  51. CYBERPOOF: Own up to it! You are way worse than me

    Well I NEVER!

    BEAST: Unlike you, Mistress MJ is not a gossip.
    ***chokes on pie***


    You’ll be choking on cake if I have any say in it!

    BEAST: and the friggin shorts have still not arrived

    When did Donn mail them?

    Where IS Donn, by the way?

    Perhaps I shall go rouse him.

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  52. Congrats, MJ !

    5 years is an INCREDIBLE amount of time to waste !

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  53. Have another glass of Dom darrrrrling and tell your Queen all about it.

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  54. 5 years? Not bad for a knitting blog ... I came here via Knudsen, he described you as "disturbingly sexy" in the sidebar.

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  55. Is that a cocktail sausage in the foreground of that 4th image?

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  56. I have a question, why pray tell do the guys in the daisy chain still have their white ankle socks on? And why the dollar bills tossed on the floor? I am so confused. And why do the white socks bother me more than the cock-sucking? Okay I guess that's three questions, but hey I'm a curious person.

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  57. Happy Blog Birthday! Am I fashionably late? Is the vodka gone? Did Roses drink it all?

    weeeeeeeeeeeeee. Naked people.

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  58. I'm fashionably late too. It's Carmen she passing kidney stones and bed ridden. I'm up and down those frigging stairs like a fooking yo-yo. Who does she think she is? Liz Taylor!

    Infomaniac has informed, educated, thrilled and inspired me, not to mention disturbed me at times but it is second to none.

    I've got a quater bottle of Bell's whiskey in the cupboard, I'm going to take a swig now.

    Cheers!

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  59. Happy anniversary MJ,

    Heff is right!

    @Boxer: Naked is OK, but no toga's?

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  60. HEFF: Congrats, MJ !
    5 years is an INCREDIBLE amount of time to waste !


    Where the hell have you been and why does your blog say I need an invitation now?

    Where is my invitation, dammit?

    We have nowhere to go for titties and beer anymore.

    CYBERPOOF: Have another glass of Dom darrrrrling and tell your Queen all about it.

    Aren’t you in bed yet?

    MAGO: 5 years? Not bad for a knitting blog ... I came here via Knudsen, he described you as "disturbingly sexy" in the sidebar.

    Ah yes, the Infomaniac Knitting Blog.

    Little did you realize you’d end up as Mistress MJ’s Official Foot Masseur...and doing a fine job, I might add.

    I miss Old Knudsen.

    NURSEMYRA: Is that a cocktail sausage in the foreground of that 4th image?

    Indeed it is!

    Purchased from the Speedy Weeny machine.

    KELLY RED: I have a question, why pray tell do the guys in the daisy chain still have their white ankle socks on? And why the dollar bills tossed on the floor? I am so confused. And why do the white socks bother me more than the cock-sucking? Okay I guess that's three questions, but hey I'm a curious person.

    The daisychain gang are part of the Joy of Sox Club.

    The dollar bills fell out of Michael Guy’s g-string.

    Cock-sucking is to be celebrated (YAY!) and should not bother you at all but you are right to be troubled by white socks. Especially when they’re paired with sandals and a blindfold.

    BOXER: Happy Blog Birthday! Am I fashionably late? Is the vodka gone? Did Roses drink it all?
    weeeeeeeeeeeeee. Naked people.


    Since you are creator of the vodka fountain, it never runs dry when it sees you approaching.

    MITZI: I'm fashionably late too. It's Carmen she passing kidney stones and bed ridden. I'm up and down those frigging stairs like a fooking yo-yo. Who does she think she is? Liz Taylor!
    Infomaniac has informed, educated, thrilled and inspired me, not to mention disturbed me at times but it is second to none.
    I've got a quater bottle of Bell's whiskey in the cupboard, I'm going to take a swig now.
    Cheers!


    Let’s share a bottle of Bell’s and a slice of your delicious fadge.

    KARL: Happy anniversary MJ,
    Heff is right!
    @Boxer: Naked is OK, but no toga's?


    It’s been time well wasted, Karl.

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  61. Bloody hell, I'm always the last to get here!

    I just nipped by to pass a message on...

    Piggy says... "You're all a bunch of cunts!"


    Congratulations MJ for 5 fantastic years... and here's to the next 5! x

    Tazzy (and Piggy)

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  62. TAZZY: Bloody hell, I'm always the last to get here!
    I just nipped by to pass a message on...
    Piggy says... "You're all a bunch of cunts!"
    Congratulations MJ for 5 fantastic years... and here's to the next 5! x
    Tazzy (and Piggy)


    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m so pleased you popped by!

    I miss Piggy calling me “cunt face” amongst other terms of endearment so this visit from you and the spirit of Piggy has made my day.

    Can you ask Piggy to call Beast a “fat cunt?”

    And IVD a “bony-arsed skinny fucker?”

    Never mind, I’ll do it myself!

    p.s. I had my tea from your Corrie mug this evening, as usual. It’s a wee ritual of mine. I toast to “Yorkshire’s favourite poofs!” each time I use it.

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  63. Which Republican senator is that in the first photo at the airport?

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  64. RILEY: Which Republican senator is that in the first photo at the airport?

    Republicans are barred from Infomaniac.

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  65. VON PFOSTEN: Are Whigs allowed?

    American, British or Canadian Whigs?

    Hey…you’re number 69!!!

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  66. Oh! I just adore whigs, especially big brunette ones!

    Has anyone seen Woody?
    He has a pink squirrel for me...

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  67. WALLY: Oh! I just adore whigs, especially big brunette ones!
    Has anyone seen Woody?
    He has a pink squirrel for me...


    I think he’s making out with Jason in the pantry.

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  68. I think it was around 9pm when I wrote that but yes I was. My life is so fabulous!

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  69. I would not know where to begin. This place has been as much about Fun as it is about freedom of speech and human rights.

    I can barely believe that you've only been here for five years.

    Canada Post acknowledges that the shorts were in their possession on Feb 26th but they did not leave Canada until March 4th? and should arrive in oh let-me-see aboot 4 to 6 weeks? I was told aboot this would be there in 9 days. Yes next time I'll Fed Ex.

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  70. CYBERPOOF: I think it was around 9pm when I wrote that but yes I was. My life is so fabulous!

    I can’t keep up with you.

    DONN: I would not know where to begin. This place has been as much about Fun as it is about freedom of speech and human rights.
    I can barely believe that you've only been here for five years.
    Canada Post acknowledges that the shorts were in their possession on Feb 26th but they did not leave Canada until March 4th? and should arrive in oh let-me-see aboot 4 to 6 weeks? I was told aboot this would be there in 9 days. Yes next time I'll Fed Ex.


    You’ve been a big part of that Fun, Donn.

    And by the way, if you weren’t already involved with Monica Bellucci, I’d be on you like a rash.

    As for The Shorts, when Piggy and Tazzy sent me a package of pork scratchings from England, it took 6 weeks to get here.

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  71. I miss Mutley, Piggy & Kaz. I met all of them over here.

    One of the true wonders of being human beings, is how much we can enjoy the company of people whom we have never met in the meatworld. Even though we are thousands of miles away, we can glean aspects of their personality from a few lines and draw nearer to them than people around us that we've known all of lives. That's the magic...

    ..and Infomaniac has been the most amazing watering hole that I have ever been a part of. The characters that have shown up are unforgettable. This place has made such an impact on my life...opened my eyes...and as the catalyst and creator you should be proud to have been the perveyor of something very special. I'll never forget this place for as long as I live.

    Thank You MJ
    xxx ooo

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  72. DONN: I miss Mutley, Piggy & Kaz. I met all of them over here.
    One of the true wonders of being human beings, is how much we can enjoy the company of people whom we have never met in the meatworld. Even though we are thousands of miles away, we can glean aspects of their personality from a few lines and draw nearer to them than people around us that we've known all of lives. That's the magic...
    ..and Infomaniac has been the most amazing watering hole that I have ever been a part of. The characters that have shown up are unforgettable. This place has made such an impact on my life...opened my eyes...and as the catalyst and creator you should be proud to have been the perveyor of something very special. I'll never forget this place for as long as I live.
    Thank You MJ
    xxx ooo


    You’ve made Mistress MJ cry!

    “PERVeyor”…ha!!! She is laughing again.

    Thank you for putting into words how I too feel about this little corner of the blogosphere.

    I feel blessed that I could bring all these motley yet magical people together.

    Losing even ONE of you is like losing a piece of my heart.

    As for you…you are my go-to-guy for everything from Paleo-Psychology and Evolution to Politics and Pop Culture.

    You were the deserving recipient of The Knudsen Award for “Canadian With The Most Smarts” 2009.

    You make me THINK (!) and you make me laugh.

    And for those reasons (and MANY others) I hope you’ll stick with blogging (AND with Infomaniac) for a long time.

    muchos besos

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  73. well well. I thought I was the greatest hater of crocs and flip flops! I have written whole tomes to my hatred of each. Well done! I like the bouncer. Looks like a great party if you avoid the circles. grrrrhahahha

    happy anniversary

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  74. So Infomaniac is all about fucking intellectuals. :)




    It's a good place to be.
    Thank you, MJ.

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  75. CHICKORY: well well. I thought I was the greatest hater of crocs and flip flops! I have written whole tomes to my hatred of each. Well done! I like the bouncer. Looks like a great party if you avoid the circles. grrrrhahahha
    happy anniversary


    Send me the links to your Crocs / flip flops hatred.

    We have officially bonded.

    MAGO: So Infomaniac is all about fucking intellectuals. :)
    It's a good place to be.
    Thank you, MJ.


    That depends.

    Are you using “fucking” as a verb or as an adjective?

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  76. later. too tired, too drunk.

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  77. What's been going on in here?

    *casts eyes toward Mago and XL*

    Ta, Miss Scarlet.

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