Thursday, March 10, 2011

Four Inches or Six Inches?

[via]

Order your underpants now from the Infomaniac Shopping Network and be sure to state your size.

18 comments:

  1. I'm 1!?
    And no, I don't mean inches.
    I promise.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Confused about your size?

    Please refer to this guide and get back to us.

    ReplyDelete
  3. damn, so close and still ...

    xoxoxo

    ReplyDelete
  4. sorry, i'm looking for the big boys department.

    ReplyDelete
  5. SAVANNAH: damn, so close and still ...

    Yay! You’re back!

    NORMADESMOND: sorry, i'm looking for the big boys department.

    Size queen.

    ReplyDelete
  6. do you have an extra large chubby size available?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Black bikini briefs, s'il vous plaît.

    ReplyDelete
  8. You have all seen my penis. I have a 38" waist these days - you do the math.

    ReplyDelete
  9. PRINCESS: do you have an extra large chubby size available?

    What’s that?

    You have a chubby?

    Try to control yourself.

    XL: Black bikini briefs, s'il vous plaît.

    Please state which Official Language you wish to correspond in and stick to it.

    MAGO: Whotsit in cm?

    4 inches = 10.16 centimetres.

    6 inches = 15.24 centimetres.

    COOKIE: You have all seen my penis. I have a 38" waist these days - you do the math.

    For the three people in the Universe who haven’t seen Mr. Cookie’s penis, here it is.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I dunno - I'll let you decide based on whatever criteria you decide...

    But please, let it be in cm - can't handle this inch thing. Reminds me of itch. And that's not good.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Oh, round up it up to an even foot and I'll take a pair.

    ReplyDelete
  12. NWTRUNNER: I dunno - I'll let you decide based on whatever criteria you decide...
    But please, let it be in cm - can't handle this inch thing. Reminds me of itch. And that's not good.


    You’ll need yours custom made.

    There will be a future post on the itch problem.

    PEENEE: Oh, round up it up to an even foot and I'll take a pair.

    *rolls eyes*

    I’ll just sew two 6-inchers together.

    SCARLET: Big pants!!!

    Yes, that’s where they’ve gone!

    ReplyDelete
  13. MICHAEL GUY: I need a reinforced crotch.

    I’ve designed yours with using the Howard Hughes “lift and separate” brassiere system.

    ReplyDelete
  14. 6 inches you must never skimp!

    ReplyDelete
  15. MITZI: 6 inches you must never skimp!

    Frugality need never apply to your underthingies.

    ReplyDelete