Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Happy Birthday, IVD!

To my favourite witch, sci-fi aficionado, and Hot Tub Homo: Inexplicable DeVice


Mistress MJ baked a cake for you and arranged for Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner to pop round to deliver it!


Oh dear, too late.

Leonard and The Shat are men of appetites…


I hope this Star Trek helmet makes up for the cake...


IVD, there ain’t no nicer witch than YOU.



p.s. The Shat shares your birthday!

27 comments:

  1. Yay first! Happy Birthday darling!

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  2. As a special gift we will loofah you in the hot tub and then paint your toenails after.

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  3. Have you SEEN his used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie?

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  4. That is a hot tub and not the vodka fountain I hope. I know that alcohol kills germs but we don't know where his parts have been.

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  5. happy birthday, sugarpie! xoxoxox

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  6. Happy Birthday, IDV!!!

    **...***...**
    ___iii___
    [*o*o*o*]
    [+~+~+~]

    Live Long and Prosper!!!

    (--*)....(--*)
    _I_....._I_

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  7. Oh Joy Oh Rapture...

    A birthday "Tub Party" sounds just the thing...

    Congratulations Mr De Vice...

    Happy Birthday!!!

    Cupcake Anyone?

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  9. Happy Birthday Sir DeVice! Don't look too closely at Nimoy's necklaces; you don't want to know what they're made of.

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  10. um....can we say cute?

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway....happy birthday!

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  11. you have no happy birthday
    button here in infomania?

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  12. Oh Dear,
    Such a swell looker, this one...
    I is can't talk...
    but I brung some flowers,
    Happy Birthday Complicated Mechanism !

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  13. Awww! Champagne truffles all around!

    Happy birthday dearest.

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  14. *swoon*
    Happy Birthday, Mr Devine!
    SXXX

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  15. Thank you, MJ! It's a lot more tasteful than I had prepared myself for.

    And thank you to all you Happy Birthdayers, too.

    * can't help but look again at Leonard Nimoy's necklaces *

    * considers changing name to Complicated Mechanism *

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  16. Birthday joy! BEST WISHES! CAKE!!!

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  17. MAZEL TOV IVD !!!

    I wish I was closer to give you my special birthday "gift".

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  18. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't forget to do your skyclad ritual~ Haha!

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  19. BITCHES: I’m hearing hygienic concerns about whether IVD (er, “Complicated Mechanism”) is pictured in a hot tub or the vodka fountain.

    Considering the state of IVD’s warty wand, you have every right to ask.

    Be assured that IVD is confined to his own hot tub and is not allowed into the vodka fountain without a Hazmat diving suit.

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  20. happy birthday from me too xx

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  21. Don't stay in the hot tub too long - it can cause you to prune before your time!

    Happiest of birthdays to you, and may all good things come to you and yours in the year ahead!

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  22. I am wondering wether all those bubbles are a result of uncontained birthday flatulence. You may have been wondering what propels the broom

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  23. I do like a high fringe.

    Happy
    happy birthday in a hot bath
    To those nice
    nice nights...

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  24. I'm certain those bubbles were just the tip of the gastric iceberg following a dodgy curry.

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