Saturday, February 27, 2010

Golden Girls Gone Wild

After winning the Olympic gold medal , the Canadian women's hockey team celebrated by drinking beer, guzzling champagne and smoking cigars … on the ice!









But here’s my favourite bit …

One player was seen by reporters climbing onboard the ice resurfacing machine parked on the ice, honking the horn several times and appearing to try to drive it ...


Wheeeee!!!!!

If you have been paying attention, you will know that it is Mistress MJ’s secret ambition to drive the Zamboni!

Needless to say, this on-ice partying has stirred up controversy.

But we here at Infomaniac say...

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

70 comments:

  1. YAY!!! CANADIAN GIRLS KNOW HOW TO PARTAY!!!

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  2. XL, that is very unenthusiastic! Silver isn't so bad. ;-)

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  3. What do you want? Beer? Champagne? Or a cigar? Or maybe one of the girls??

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  4. I like their ice party too!

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  5. for the record; I have no problem with those girlz celebrating Canadian-Style!

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  6. Oh Hai Boxer! Welcome to the podium!

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  7. Oh Hai Boxer! Welcome to the party! *passes beer, champagne and cigars all round*

    Wanna drive the Zamboni too? I think MJ has one out for a spin but there are two.

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  8. Those old bastards at the International Olympic Committee can suck it!

    Those girls were just celebrating! It's not like they were doing something intentionally degrading and appalling like keeping women from participating in the ski jump at the Olympics!

    That's right IOC! I'm talking about you, you gender discriminating bastards!

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  9. **pulls out hidden vodka bottle and screams "go TEAM WOMEM" ****

    Hai XL, Erowsings, and Ponita!

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  10. [calls MJ on mobile to pick up some pizzas with Canadian bacon while she's out on the Zamboni]

    Oh Hai Eros!

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  11. oh Hai XL, do you have a light?

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  12. I have an LED flashlight on my keyring.

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  13. *whips out hurricane matches*

    Here you go!

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  14. It's very windy here, you know... must always be prepared.

    Where's MJ with that pizza? I'm getting hungry!

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  15. you are a peach, Ponita.


    and XL? let's start waving that light of yours!

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  16. **munchies have kicked in**

    Pizza, please.

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  17. We seem to have the rink to ourselves. Where's Kabuki?

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  18. There's plenty of room for all the Infomaniacs on the ice... it's big!

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  19. I bet MJ got sidetracked by the men's hockey win tonight... That would explain the missing Zamboni and pizza!

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  20. *****swirls across ice*******

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  21. tosses vodka to Ponita and XL

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  22. XL, will you be my partner?

    *catches vodka and takes a big swig - passes bottle to XL*

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  23. [fall over backward, but save the bottle!]

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  24. Oh! What a save!

    That's a hockey maneuver, not ice dancing!

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  25. awesome save, XL.

    **pulls out second bottle**

    bows to Ponita for making such a good pick for a partner.

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  26. The man has talent! Let's make an Olympian out of him!!!

    *grabs bottle from XL and takes another swig*

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  27. oh, I gotta go pee. Sit or stand?

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  28. is there a third choice?

    bottle?

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  29. *passes XL empty vodka bottle for a urinal*

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  30. On???? *looks sideways at XL... from lying on the ice*

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  31. depends is not an option.

    *finds empty champagne bottle**

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  32. Please avert you eyes. Oh, wait, this is Infomaniac. Never mind!

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  33. Down here....

    *slides like a fish on the ice*

    My legs seems to have left me somewhere behind the blue line...

    And where the hell is my ice dancing partner???

    XL!!!

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  34. You know... things look really big through the bottom of a bottle!

    *hick*

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  35. **slides behind Olympic Torch and starts to pass out**

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  36. I need a nap. [goes to bench, uses puck bag as a blanket]

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  37. **pulls Sports Section over XL and pats his head**

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  38. Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?

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  39. kabuki zero said...

    Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?


    OHMYGAWD!!!! ya'll are too damn funny! after reading the ice escapades of ponita, boxer and xl, in comes kabuki with the perfect response! this is going to be a good day, sugar! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  40. Hey, is there any vodka left? Champagne? Anything?

    *lights up a cigar*

    Jeez, late to the party again.

    Why is XL draped over the Zamboni?

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  41. Morning ... what a nice fish in the net ... be kind Roses, let me make a puff ... *cough* thanks, Canadian Bushfire Special?

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  42. I too have always wanted to drive a Zamboni - there is one parked outside my door and I have to climb over it to get out - there is no key!

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  43. Fair play to them but I'd rather watch penguins.

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  44. Well, they're not very lady-like, are they?

    Am I too late to enter the Mug Shot compo?

    Sorry I'm late...

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  45. Which one of you bitches ordered poutine?

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  46. my kind of girls...except the cigar smoking. Did it once and woke myself up all night with my own horrible breath!

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  47. JILL: I find that keeping a bedside glass of whiskey helps cut the cigar breath problem.

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  48. **enters carrying a covered dish. tiptoes over bodies, bottles and cigar butts**

    I brought a casserole!

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  49. FELIX: **enters carrying a covered dish. tiptoes over bodies, bottles and cigar butts**
    I brought a casserole!


    And that’s why they call you Tuna Noodle Nancy the Casserole Queen!

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  50. Well, let's just say that's one of the reasons.

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  51. FELIX: We hear you, sister.

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  52. Yeah
    Total respect to the Canadian sisterhood.

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  53. I seem to have arrived late... shall I put the cat out? Helloo....

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  54. Where are the photos of the four bobsled fellas in their tight little oufits?

    By the way did you see that german bobsledder with the boner coming out of the sled after their run?

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  55. What’s all the fuss?

    So they’re dikey Olympic gold medallists that drink and smoke.

    Big deal.

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  56. kabuki is off to take a pomegranate bubble bath, and yes, there will be splashing! KTHXBAI

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  57. 69!

    KAZ: Yeah
    Total respect to the Canadian sisterhood.


    Cheers KAZ.

    MUTLEY: I seem to have arrived late... shall I put the cat out? Helloo....

    Mistress MJ arrived late for her own party too, it seems.

    The pizza was cold by the time I got here.

    This blog seems to fill up with rowdy sorts and the occasional hooligan when my back is turned.

    We’ve deleted our Asian caller as he seems to have been looking for “a good time” if you catch my drift.

    CYBERPOOF: Where are the photos of the four bobsled fellas in their tight little oufits?
    By the way did you see that german bobsledder with the boner coming out of the sled after their run?


    Trust YOU to spot the one boner on the bobsleigh!

    Are you sure he wasn’t just saluting to the national anthem?

    AYEM8Y: What’s all the fuss?
    So they’re dikey Olympic gold medallists that drink and smoke.
    Big deal.


    Much ado about nothing.

    The IOC should be bitch-slapped.

    KABUKI: kabuki is off to take a pomegranate bubble bath, and yes, there will be splashing! KTHXBAI

    Is this an attempt to make us picture you nekkid?

    Well it’s not working.

    Much.

    *adds extra Mr. Bubble to bathwater*

    "Makes Getting Clean Almost as Much Fun as Getting Dirty!".

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  58. Love it. They deserve to go for it..this was after hours and behind closed doors right?
    Little girls contemplating future careers on the the team need to know that it is going to be fun.

    Most of us are also assuming that a majority of these gals are playin' for the other team *wink-wink..
    I'd like to see THOSE pictures!?

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