Saturday, February 06, 2010

A Guide to Self Control

Self pollution: the addiction nobody dares to talk about.

Here’s a guide to overcoming temptation.


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  1. peeking pussys rarely find satisfaction.

  2. i try to give in to temptation as often as possible, thus taking the over-stimulated approach to abstinence. Hasn't worked yet. but kabuki is no quitter. So bring on the racy photos, and blindfold that damn cat!

  3. No big deal.
    As long as pussy stays out of eyeshot, I'm ok.

  4. Wow. That told me.

    Good job I'm going to Hell, at least I'm assured of good company.

  5. Yeah, I don't want any pussy near me when I'm giving myself a treat.

  6. Maybe I enjoy feeling cheap & dirty.

  7. You have a mirror on your ceiling?

  8. Just reminds me why I prefer dogs. At least they have wet noses.

  9. Keeping ones private regions tightly bound at night sounds exciting and stimulating,
    An article obviously written by a chronically guilt ridden masturbator.

  10. "not that there's anything wrong with that"

  11. BITCHES: Pay particular attention to Step #3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell STOP to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn. It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge.

    Remember that it says to yell STOP “in your mind” … not aloud.

    I misread the instructions and have been getting odd looks on the street.

    Oh my! We have another newcomer! …

    MADAME DEFARGE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from, amongst others, Kaz, Savannah, Garfer, Lulu, Miss Scarlet and Leah.

    Do drop in again.