Sunday, February 28, 2010

Infomaniac Winter Olympics Closing Ceremonies

We wish to thank all the participants in the Infomaniac Winter Olympics.



You really pushed yourselves to do your personal best.







To show our appreciation, we have opened up our back door to reveal …

THE BEER FRIDGE!



A staple in ALL Canadian households.

Help yourselves, bitches!


Note: A special thanks goes out to Eroswings who provided top notch reporting on the 2010 Olympics.

33 comments:

  1. ... and cold. Some shrinkage may have occurred.

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  2. Silver! As in I'll take a Coors Light, the silver bullet!

    Heck, I'll take whatever's available!

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  3. It's so sad that it's already ending but at least now I can start getting a proper nights sleep ( beginning Monday night)

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  4. I don't suppose there's a gin & tonic stuffed in that fridge, is there?

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  5. The top one looks very 'Electric Ladyland' only with men and without electric ... Brrrrr.
    Congrats on the games - the Brits seemed to enjoy them.

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  6. cool! it looks just like a kiwi beer fridge

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  7. do we have a metal count? ;~D xoxoxo

    O, Canada! damn fine games, sugar!

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  8. Thanks. Is there Corona in the midst of that?

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  9. Has there been some sort of sporting event?

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  10. I can't believe it's over today! But... Canada has the most gold medals!!! YAY!

    And we go head to head (or is that skate to skate) with the USA this afternoon for the gold in mens hockey.

    Got any Smirnoff Ice in that beer fridge?

    That lady doing the skeleton isn't much of one... a skeleton, that is, but she might be flat chested by the time she gets to the bottom of the run!

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  11. Has there been some sort of thing happening in Canada?
    The civilised world has overlooked it.

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  12. XL: gold
    ... and cold. Some shrinkage may have occurred.


    I suggest you be fitted with a willy warmer.

    EROS: Silver! As in I'll take a Coors Light, the silver bullet!
    Heck, I'll take whatever's available!
    P.S. Thanks for the shout out!


    Your Olympic coverage deserves an entire case of Coors.

    Check the lower shelf and you’ll find one with your name on it.

    CYBERPOOF: Bronze
    It's so sad that it's already ending but at least now I can start getting a proper nights sleep ( beginning Monday night)


    And dream of German bobsled boners, no doubt.

    IVD: I don't suppose there's a gin & tonic stuffed in that fridge, is there?

    By now you should know that gin is the only beverage that Mistress MJ won’t touch.

    Nonetheless, she has taken to keeping a bottle tucked away just for her favourite witch.

    KAZ: The top one looks very 'Electric Ladyland' only with men and without electric ... Brrrrr.
    Congrats on the games - the Brits seemed to enjoy them.


    Speaking of Brits, one of Mistress MJ’s fave Olympic moments was when Scottish skater Sinead Kerr hoisted her brother John upside down and glided around the ice with him!

    NURSEMYRA: cool! it looks just like a kiwi beer fridge

    Our nations have much in common, it seems.

    Do you overuse the word “eh?” as well?

    SAVANNAH: do we have a metal count? ;~D xoxoxo
    O, Canada! damn fine games, sugar!


    We are putting the pedal to the metal.

    ROSES: Thanks. Is there Corona in the midst of that?

    Is a Molson Canadian not good enough for you?

    Our menfolk rely on it to develop their Molson Muscles.

    KAPI: Has there been some sort of sporting event?

    Obviously you missed our Donn go for the gold in the Naked Snowmobiling event.

    PONITA: I can't believe it's over today! But... Canada has the most gold medals!!! YAY!
    And we go head to head (or is that skate to skate) with the USA this afternoon for the gold in mens hockey.
    Got any Smirnoff Ice in that beer fridge?
    That lady doing the skeleton isn't much of one... a skeleton, that is, but she might be flat chested by the time she gets to the bottom of the run!


    Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen preparing the poutine?

    VICUS: Has there been some sort of thing happening in Canada?
    The civilised world has overlooked it.


    Don’t lose any sleep over it.

    I’m sure it’s not as exciting as your Cooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling competition.

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  13. MAGO: Isn't it over yet?

    With the time difference between here and Franconia, perhaps it IS over now!

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  14. Final Medal Count

    xl: 16 (12g 3s 1b)
    kabuki: 8 (2g 3s 3b)
    pete: 4 (2s 2b)
    mean dirty pirate: 4 (2g 2b)
    jason: 3 (1g 2s)
    eros: 3 (3s)
    ponita: 3 (1g 1s 1b)
    princess: 3 (1g 2 b)
    normadesmond: 3 (1g 2s)
    boxer: 2 (1s 1b)
    beastie: 2 (2b)
    felix: 2 (2b)
    jelly monster: 2 (2g)
    scarlet: 1 (1s)
    savannah: 1 (1s)
    donn: 1 (1g)
    heff: 1 (1b)
    kapitano: 1 (1b)
    leah: 1 (1s)
    inner voices: 1 (1b)
    michael guy: 1 (1s)

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  15. The lady on the sled looks like she has very cold sores. Any chance of a close up nipple shot?

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  16. XL: Thank goodness SOMEBODY’S keeping score.

    Would XL, kabuki and CyberPete please report to the podium?

    ISTVANSKI: The lady on the sled looks like she has very cold sores. Any chance of a close up nipple shot?

    A nipple shot?

    What kind of blog do you think this IS?

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  17. xl, don't forget, you gave away some of your medals some das ago ...

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  18. NORMADESMOND: good riddance.

    There’s still the Paralympics to get through, Ms. Desmond.

    You may want to take a powder.

    MAGO: xl, don't forget, you gave away some of your medals some das ago ...

    This is between the two of you. Discuss at your leisure.

    BITCHES: See you tomorrow, bitches.

    It’s Hockey Night in Canada (in the afternoon) and I’ve got to get my hockey jersey from the dry cleaners yet.

    Damn yogurt stains.

    GO CANADA GO!

    MORE COWBELL!

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  19. yeah, xl! i knew y'all would know!!!

    GO USA!

    xoxoxox

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  20. I'm having my two bronze metals fashioned into dangly earrings for Oscar night!

    Go Teams.

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  21. ****Peeps from beneath duvet***

    ***Sighs in exasperation at capering nekkid colonials***

    ***snuggles back under duvet***

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  22. I can't say I won't have Andre Lange in my thoughts over the next few days.

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  23. XL will remain gold long after the Olympics are over.

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  24. Congratulations Canada! A fantastic hockey game!

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  25. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. That picture of all the nekked folks wasn't taken in Canada.

    There aren't that many thin people in the entire country!!!

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