Thursday, March 07, 2013

How Comely Are You?

How comely are you?

Analyze your personality!



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A presentation of the National Dairy Council.
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21 comments:

  1. LẌ11:41 AM, March 07, 2013

    Every now and then I fall apart.

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    1. The Mistress12:14 PM, March 07, 2013

      LX: I blame those L.L. Bean boots for your total eclipse.

      You're certainly falling apart NOW as you forgot to yell "First!"

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    2. The Cool Cookie7:02 PM, March 07, 2013

      Turn around bright eyes.

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    3. The Mistress7:24 PM, March 07, 2013

      Forever's gonna start tonight.

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  2. The Cool Cookie12:10 PM, March 07, 2013

    Can I "Shag" a "Neat Old Jitter"?

    Just watch. Norma, spread your legs dear and open your Arse.

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    1. The Mistress12:15 PM, March 07, 2013

      COOKIE: Where IS that old baggage Norma today?

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    2. normadesmond9:12 PM, March 07, 2013

      sad and bitter reporting for duty.
      *********************************

      cookie: send me the instructional DVD you made. i love to
      learn from the pros.

      mj: some of us actually must work from time to time.

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    3. The Mistress5:35 AM, March 08, 2013

      NORMA: What exactly is it that you do, Norma?

      When not watching instructional sex films, that is.

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  3. The Cool Cookie12:10 PM, March 07, 2013

    FIRST to call First!

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  4. Jon DeepBlue12:38 PM, March 07, 2013

    I've "bent" to other's need ALL MY LIFE!

    Didn't get me anywhere.

    *sobs*

    And my ass now hurts like hell... which is not that bad actually.

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  5. jason4:59 PM, March 07, 2013

    Is that "Redneck sometime and raise your score"?
    Because if it is, then I'm comely as they come, bub.

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    1. The Mistress7:25 PM, March 07, 2013

      JASON: Have you given any thought to moving next door to Wally?

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  6. Princess5:04 PM, March 07, 2013

    I'm still trying to master my predilections along with my penchants....

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    1. The Mistress7:25 PM, March 07, 2013

      PRINNY: Not to mention your proclivities and propensities.

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  7. Mar gar et10:46 PM, March 07, 2013

    Is it comely to sit on the couch and fondle your bolsters all day while the rest of the world works?

    Norma wears culottes to work. Once, paired with Crocs, when his alarm "malfunctioned."

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    1. The Mistress5:35 AM, March 08, 2013

      MARGARET: Are you certain that “his” is the correct pronoun to use in Norma’s case?

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    2. Mar gar et5:38 PM, March 08, 2013

      If you knew anything, MJ, you'd know that in the US, an alarm clock is always a "his." Geesh.

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