Sunday, October 21, 2012

Are You a Stepford Wife?

Are you a Stepford Wife?



Take the quiz and find out!
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30 comments:

  1. FirstNations9:37 AM, October 21, 2012

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    I threw out my golden remote years ago.

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    1. The Mistress9:51 AM, October 21, 2012

      But I bet you saved the batteries for your vibrator.

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    2. FirstNations11:36 PM, October 21, 2012

      Nah...I just jumpstart it off the Buick and it's all good in 'Miss Neiborhood'!

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  2. Topher10:52 AM, October 21, 2012

    My destiny is not to be a wife but rather to be a husband's playtoy....and wear fabulous hats!

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    1. The Mistress12:36 PM, October 21, 2012

      TOPHER: Take it off, baby.

      But you can leave your hat on!

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  3. LẌ11:20 AM, October 21, 2012

    Apparently I'm a Lazy Wife. And it put up a photo of Peg Bundy, which sounds about right!

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  4. Anonymous11:39 AM, October 21, 2012

    It says I am a "High Maintenance Me Me Me" thingy.

    Pff!

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  5. Mitzi 12:21 PM, October 21, 2012

    I'm a cheater. I can't get enough of men!

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  6. BlazngScarlet4:10 PM, October 21, 2012

    It says that a husband is nothing but a tax advantage for me.
    Neither of my husbands offered me ANY advantages!

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    1. The Mistress4:48 AM, October 22, 2012

      BLAZNG SCARLET: They say, “Third time’s a charm!”

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  7. Jon DeepBlue5:42 PM, October 21, 2012

    "You just can't get enough and one man isn't adequate to satisfy your needs. It's vile when he cheats, but it's ok when you do it."

    I'm shocked. This is SOOOO not me!!!

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  8. normadesmond6:10 PM, October 21, 2012

    i'm far too pissed off to be anything stepford.

    come to think of it, how could
    any visitor here be a stepford wife?

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  9. The Cool Cookie6:43 PM, October 21, 2012

    I don't need no stinking test to tell me if I am a Stepford wife. I am by nature.

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    1. The Mistress4:49 AM, October 22, 2012

      COOKIE: Nature abhors a vacuum.

      I take it you do everything except the Hoovering?

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  10. kabuki zero7:54 PM, October 21, 2012

    Kabuki does not quiz. Kabuki is an artiste.

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    1. The Mistress4:50 AM, October 22, 2012

      kabuki: An artiste AND the Prettiest Ballerina in the World.

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  11. designing wally9:02 PM, October 21, 2012

    Could I fix you a drink?
    Fetch your slippers, suck your cock?
    Oh, how about a fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie?

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    1. The Mistress4:50 AM, October 22, 2012

      WALLY: I can hear you now…

      “If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.”

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  12. FirstNations11:40 PM, October 21, 2012

    I think it said I was a Scum Manifesto Hippie Housewife, and it threw up a picture of Pam Grier holding a gun. I don't see how this clarified anything.

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    1. The Mistress4:50 AM, October 22, 2012

      NATIONS: It proves you’ve got your black belt in barstools.

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  13. Mistress Maddie11:45 PM, October 21, 2012

    Hello Mistress Mj! So sorry for the absence, but have been under the weather, but this test already answered what I knew. My results were as follows- You are a progressive gal who believes in career first. A husband to you is nothing but a tax advantage. You wedding vows
    consisted of reading your pre-nups! Did this shock me, hell no, men to me are for recreational purposes only. A stepford and I would alas be like oil and water dear.

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    1. The Mistress4:51 AM, October 22, 2012

      MADDIE: Welcome back!

      Help yourself to a houseboy or two.

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