Sunday, September 17, 2006

How Dodgy Are You?




Have you ever strolled around your house naked? Or been drunk in a pub? Then you may be living dangerously. Take this test and find out how dodgy you are.

26 comments:

  1. yipeeeee 1st

    ha haa i took the quiz and i am Dubious!!!`and i could spend 5.5 yrs in prison but i won't get fined

    that was fun MJ

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  2. Oy, can't resist a test. I am so dodgy!

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  3. Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000

    *i swear i'm a good girl, officer!*

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  4. Years in prison: 122
    Potential fine: £9500

    though one thing did imply the death penalty....

    oh well...

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  5. Oh well, it's a fair cop, guv. Death penalty for me.

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  6. I'm a scoundrel, apparently facing a fine of 9,500 quid.

    It's nice to know I can legally shoot the Welsh with a crossbow, though.

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  7. 27 years inside and £7k fine - I'd rather shoot the Scots - off to wittle myself a bow straight away and look out those green tights.

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  8. I'm dodgier than I thought.

    Years in Prison: 36.5
    Potential fines: 2000 Pounds

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  9. holy crap, 112 years in prison?

    i swear to god, ossifer, i wasn't as driving or as naked as you drunk i think.

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  10. See you in 25 years. Thank god I don't live in Indonesia

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  11. It's a den of thieves in here!

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  12. Appears I'm Dudley Do Right compared to some of the future cons in here...

    I AM Dodgy, at least...and am up for six years in prison and total fines of £7000

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  13. WW: £7000? You ARE dodgy. Sometimes Dudley don't Do-Right.

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  14. According to the test, I'm in the slammer for 51 years with a £7000 fine.

    Is that bad?

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  15. Maidink: £7000? It's only bad because you'll be sharing your cell with WW.

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  16. well looks like i am an angel compare to you lot
    do i get a prize??

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  17. maidink: I get the top bunk!!!

    MJ: We all notice that you have not revealed your own test results, conveniently.

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  18. She is locked in a cell by herself ala Hannibal Lector.

    We don't even mention her name.

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  19. What's the penalty for necrophillia? And is it child abuse if they were under 12 when they died?

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  20. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." . . .

    Damn! I knew I'd go down for this crime! You Brits blew the whistle on me when I sent you those postcards from Vegas, didn't you?

    Please come and visit me in The Big House.

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  21. I am Dudley Doo-Right!Dick Tracy! Elliot Ness! I have never done anything wrong or illegal...and I answered each question carefully and followed the explicit directions of an online Attorney.

    It said although You are a huge f*cking liar all formal charges have been dropped and you are free to go.... and that I should tell everybody else that they should be ashamed of themselves...and my lawyer said that it would be OK if I said 'neener'.

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  22. HE: I'd get a second opinion if I were you. And use of the word 'neener' is banned here from now on.

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  23. Apparently I shall be waking up with a large black gentleman straddling my chest screaming "Push 'em t'gether bitch" for the next 121 years. It seems a bit harsh just for having simulated anal sex with a 15 year old mannequin in a car while talking on a stolen cellphone, high on illegal drugs on a Sunday.
    The bastards will never take me alive.....

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  24. Eddie: And who amongst us CAN'T say we've simulated anal sex with a 15 year old mannequin in a car while talking on a stolen cellphone, high on illegal drugs on a Sunday?

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