Saturday, August 17, 2013

Are You A Retail Slut?


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Are you a retail slut?

Answer now and receive a free bonus compact mirror from the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

21 comments:

  1. No, but I might know "a friend" who is.

    Did I win yet?

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  2. Yes.
    There has been an incident.
    Please send me my compact.
    Qx

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  3. Yes. But we purchased jackets rather than hideous posing-pouches from the early-90s.

    * wonders at the 'wet floor' sign in the last photo *

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  4. Does being a thrift shop whore count..?

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    1. dear Wally, I have found some great items thrifting........

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  5. I work in retail does that count?

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  6. is that compact part of joan rivers' line?
    oh wait, i think i'm confusing my shopping networks.
    where's the discount button?

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  7. I'm more of a wholesale slut.

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  8. i hate shopping. OK, i hate shopping in malls. i do like online shopping. *looking at my latest acquisitions* so, not a slut, more a dilettante...xoxoxooxo

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  9. Well I work in retail, and enjoy men immensely so I would venture to say yes, but you can keep the compact dear.

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  10. You mean you have to ask the question darling?
    Given this pack of bitches... I thought the answer would be staring you in the face...

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  11. More of a retail whore. They pay me much like Mistress Maddie.

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    1. so you go through a lot of wet wipes too huh? Have a taken your inseam before?

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    2. maddie keeps a tape measure behind her left ear at all times, you know, for emergency inseam adjustments...

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  12. I do like shopping but very rarely during the school holidays, I forgot once and went to Meadowhall and the scene that greeted me was like one of those paintings depicting Hell, where tortured souls hang around for all eternity. We didn't stay long, pity I left my three pronged fork at home. I love the denture mirror of infinity, it's so you!

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  13. BITCHES: *checks stock room*

    Unfortunately, due to popular demand, the free bonus compact mirrors, or, as Mitzi calls them, the “Denture Mirrors of Infinity” are out of stock.

    Instead, we offer you the cocksucker’s mirror.

    This cock ring with a voyeuristic twist is an 8" oval plastic mirror with a 2" diameter glory hole at the bottom. Put your partner's balls and cock through the hole and watch yourself do what you do best.

    *orders more Wet Wipes as well*

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    1. There's a couple of guys I know that would love it if I wore one of these...

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    2. Most the other ones just wait for the video release...

      (and they say women are vain)

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