Monday, August 12, 2013

Meanwhile, Back at the Infomaniac House of Beauty...



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Prevent "turkey neck" with the Cleopatra Mask.

Now with Wings. 

35 comments:

  1. Wasn't "Turkey Neck" Linda McCartney's nickname when she played with Wings?

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    1. HUGGY JON: Un bain de lait?

      Moi, je préfère le Gincuzzi!

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    2. HUGGY JON: We have the makings here for an "Irish Car Bomb"...

      1/2 pint (240 ml) Guinness
      1/2 oz (15 ml) Bailey's Irish cream
      1/2 oz (15 ml) Jameson's Irish Whiskey

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  3. I am in the throes of inventing the Cleopatra body suit with supersonic rocket fired technology meshed into the seams. Gravity be damned!
    Qx

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    1. MS QUOTES: I think I have a photo of the prototype for a future Infomaniac House of Beauty post.

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  4. Is it just me that can't see MJ's avatar anymore?
    Qx

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    1. MS QUOTES: I noticed my missing avatar on July 21st and I asked LX (Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ) about it.

      LX clicked on my blog several times and said that sometimes he could see my avatar but other times not.

      We believe that the fault may lie with Blogger (surprise!) although it’s odd that it hasn’t been resolved by now and that no one else has the problem with their blog.

      And I can’t fix it because the box where you would insert an image in the “Layout” section has disappeared!

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    1. COOKIE: It’s in keeping with the décor in the Oubliette.

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  6. Looks like that would make a pretty good truss for innards...

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    1. WALLY: Is your hernia acting up again?

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  7. I'm seeing sally field all over again....

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    1. PRINNY: The Flying Nun?

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    2. Yes... It has Sister Bertrille written all over it... All that is needed is a good gust of wind...

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  8. ps. your legs are still straddling the jamiesons...

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    1. PRINNY: Not from where I sit.

      The avatar I'm referring to is not the one in the comments section but rather the avatar in the "About Me" section of my sidebar.

      Can you see it there?

      It’s odd that some people can see my avatar and others can’t. I personally haven’t seen it since July!

      LX (Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ) will be investigating the problem later.

      What would I do without him?

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    2. The one up the top near the "About Me" is on full display tho at times i'll admit that on some visits all that shows is a little red cross in the top lefthand corner where your splayed legs should be...
      I thought it was just a glitch with my platform as sometimes it is a bit slow loading...

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    3. Have you tried re uploading the pic to your profile page? It might be worth a try? Tho I'd hate to step on Mr Lax's toes... He might go all braveheart on me and start waving his kilted willy about...

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    4. I FIXED IT! I FIXED IT!!!

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    5. LX: Filed under "Amazing but true."

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  9. may i have the drumstick, please?

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  10. hey everyone....i think this is
    Millie Jehosaphat's way of inviting
    all of us to her place for thanksgiving
    dinner in november!

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    1. NORMA: Ahem.

      Canadian Thanksgiving is in OCTOBER.

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    2. Forgive the dear. The memory is the first thing to go.

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    3. At first I thought this some kind of high brow maxi pad.

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    4. MISTRESS MADDIE: I doubt she’d wear it on her face.

      Although it brings to mind the John Lennon Kotex Incident.

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    5. and this, dear people is
      how she backed out of it!

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  11. Does Cleopatra have anything for a droopy asp?

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    1. JASON: Not aspecially.

      See what you made me do?

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