Friday, August 16, 2013

Filthy Friday - Denture Adventure

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Which method is better?

False teeth in?

Or false teeth out?

36 comments:

  1. I don't know. But while at the Woods Campground, a gay, clothing optional campground, a old man asked me if he could give me a gumming! I said no and went and had a double gin. My friend informed me gumming is all the rage, and feels great. I'll decline. A gumming is neither required or desired.

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    1. That reminds me…

      See our Filthy Friday - Gumming Edition.

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  2. just don't use too much sea bond.

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    1. NORMA: How’s that dry socket of yours?

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  3. Honey, if I pull out and your teeth come with me, I am going to be pretty annoyed.

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    1. PEENEE: Are you talking to yourself again?

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    2. Honey, if I pull out and your teeth come with me, I am going to be pretty annoyed.

      this is exactly what my dentist said to me last week.

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    4. But I'm confused Norma. Why was your dentists up your ass? Was it the dry socket again?

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    5. MISTRESS MADDIE: Norma’s socket must be well lubed by NOW.

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    6. And all this time I thought you were talking about THIS socket!

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  4. No one likes a biter, but even so, I'll take my chances.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: Speaking of biters, stay off the toilet if you know what’s good for you.

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  5. Crossed.
    The.
    Line.

    A letter of complaint will be forthcoming.

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    1. DAMIEN: Have your people speak to my people.

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    1. *blinks*

      I still have all my teeth in my head (not in a glass next to my bed)...

      Roses
      xxxx

      (I forgot the xxx)

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    2. Are you suggesting this is a triple-x-rated blog, Miss Roses?

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  7. I'm pretty easy... I can do what ever the punter wants... Teeth in or out... just keep 'em cumming...

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    1. PRINNY: You’re easy?

      Have you enjoyed a bowl of LX’s soup for sluts?

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  8. FIRST to say first. As to the official Infomaniac question of the day teeth or no teeth? I had a gum job once. I was dating this really cute guy, except for his eye socket, so I always sat on his good side. He had told me, because I asked about his facial scar and he explained jar cancer. But he lost most of his teeth over the next year or so following radiation and surgeries and had false teeth, which he was really down about. I never would have know. Explained why he never was thrilled about sucking cock - he said it was easier for him without the teeth, and since we were both stoned, I said OK. So he did. Meh. Anyway we dated until we figured out that besides getting stoned and eating, we really didn't a whole lot in common. Last I heard from him he was in Chicago. Had an amazing body and still looks twenty something, but he got dental implants, which wasn't an option in 1984. Good for him.

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    1. COOKIE: Where do I begin with this one?

      I was dating this really cute guy, except for his eye socket

      I was afraid of where you might be going with this one.

      and since we were both stoned, I said OK

      Who amongst us hasn’t been there?

      Anyway we dated until we figured out that besides getting stoned and eating, we really didn't a whole lot in common

      See previous question.

      Last I heard from him he was in Chicago.

      Set him up with Thombeau!

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    2. Haha! I don't go for guys who LOOK like they're twenty-something. I go for guys who ARE twenty-something!

      Thank goodness for Filthy Friday (and Wenis Wednesday) or I'd never know what day it was. In fact, I thought it was Thespian Thursday!

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    3. THOM: Be thankful it's not Muff-Diving Monday!

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  9. Second to say First!

    I'm getting the feeling that all you lot do here is talking about sex.

    And I'm getting the feeling that I already made this comment before.

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    1. Yes but it's the first time you've made it today!

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    2. We'll be talking about shopping in the next post if the sex talk is all too much for you.

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  10. Out! Otherwise bits and pieces might get in a tangle. This might ruin a beautiful moment.
    Qx

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    1. MS QUOTES: Tangled up in glue...which was a hit for Bob Dylan when he had his dentures fitted.

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  11. I was thinking tangled up in pubes... imagine one of those getting behind the gum plate... or the teeth falling out mid manoeuvre... it doesn't bear thinking.. or even bare thinking.
    Qx

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  12. I can see your avatar!
    I have to apologise for my absence this week. I have a dreadful Internet connection... I am standing awkwardly in my hallway, tottering from foot to foot and nicking someone else's broadband as I type.
    Qx

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    1. MS QUOTES: I fixed the avatar problem which was not caused by Blogger at all.

      Your tottering could lead to a fall. I hope you are a Life Alert® subscriber.

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