Thursday, April 25, 2013

Bring Back Tighter Trousers

We know that you old queens can't squeeze back into your disco duds...


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But we here at Infomaniac would like to see a return to tighter trousers.

Do you have the balls to wear them?...


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Just say NO to baggy pants. STOP THE SAG!...



Don't make me get out the Dapper Snappers. Pull your pants up!

A parish in Louisiana BANNED saggy pants earlier this month, with a $50 fine for the first offence.

We suggest they do the same for CROCS!



What do you Bitches have to say on the matter of saggy pants?



Would you like to see a return to tighter trousers?

25 comments:

  1. None of those, but I did have some tie-dyed bellbottoms!

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    1. LX: A bit of history on tie-dyeing (because Infomaniac is educational as well as entertaining.

      “Before tie-dye became popular, Rit Dye was struggling. Don Price, a marketer for Hellmann's Mayonnaise, began a marketing campaign for the dye in Greenwich Village, where many hippies lived. He went door to door, looking for artists who would use Rit for tie-dyeing. Then came Will and Eileen Richardson, two retired artists who made tie-dye pieces that Price showed to designers and fashion editors. After clothing designer Halston started using tie-dye in his designs, stars such as Janis Joplin were wearing it. Soon enough, tie-dye became a bandwagon the entire youth generation jumped on.”

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  2. If they do, then I will promptly invest in tube sock stock.

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    1. JASON: Rumour has it that YOU don’t personally need tube socks.

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  3. "We know that you old queens can't squeeze back into your disco duds..." Speak for yourself tootes! I hate saggy pants. I only wear tighter style pants and jeans. I take the Jon Hamm approach, if you got , flaunt it!

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: You may not have achieved “old queen” status yet but Mistress MJ has reserved a room for you in the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

      You can bunk with Wally anytime you stop by to visit.

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  4. Or no trousers at all...

    Sorry. Just thinking aloud.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: *tries to erase image of Mr. DeVice’s junk freely swaying to and fro from mind*

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  5. A friend was recently walking behind some "Urban dude" who evidently thought he was some kind of New Yawk rapper, wearing his jeans halfway down his arse. Unfortunately the "cool boy" hadn't noticed what everyone else had - that he had a huge brown skid-mark all down the crack of his Calvins... Yuk!

    Stop the Sag, indeed! Jx

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    1. JON: He must think that ladies love skidmarks.

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  6. I do so miss the basket-checking we were able to do back in the day, especially all those free-balling boys in tight, well-worn levi's....

    I'm truly surprised the saggy thing has lasted this long, I don't get it.

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    1. WALLY: I’m surprised the trend has lasted so long too, especially since baggy pants can kill.

      Stupid criminals be warned.

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  7. You see a lot of baggy pants in Baltimore. And you see a of guys waddling when they need to run. Fools!

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    1. COOKIE: Baltimore’s John Waters has been quoted as saying, “Ill-fitting is always stylish.”

      I don’t think he was referring to baggy pants, however.

      I’ve always liked this piece of fashion advice from John Waters…

      “Wear Scotch tape on the side of your face like a bad face-life attempt.”

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  8. do i smell a
    "which side do you dress on"
    contest coming?

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    1. NORMA: As you can see by clicking here, that is an area of interest to me.

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  9. If you cut the legs off an old pair of 1960's bell bottoms trousers and stitch them back on the other way round, then you'll have plenty of room to accomodate that fat saggy arse and saddlebag thighs.

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    1. MITZI: I thought our Princess had sewing tips all stitched up but it turns out that you’re an expert too.

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  10. Ahhhh .... men in tight trousers.
    *sigh*

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: I’ll take that as a “yes.”

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    2. I apologize for not being more clear ....
      HELL YES!
      Bring back tight trousers !

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  11. The trouble these days is that a whole generation of young men have grown up without learning how fashionalbe and practical the wearing of a belt can be. Unless of course it is studded and worn around the neck as opposed to being worn by their dog... Even guys in suits go beltless! The horror!...
    the return of tighter fitting trousers in fashion could only be a positive thing in my opinion!

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    1. PRINNY: With your new thong, you’ll have no visible panty line!

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  12. I wish I had invented Crocs. I wouldn't be typing this from a kitchen in New Jersey. I'd be typing it from a balcony in Tahiti. Environment and aesthetics be damned.

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