I will stick with my Ecover and a pair of rubber gloves, thank you. And I will keep my gymnastics for the chandelier, thus leaving the bidet bending to those who enjoy the hurly burly of the roll-top bath tub. Sx
Another environmentally friendly way to clean your toilet is to use pissinfectant a poweful jet force of piss directed at the stubborn stain will remove it, dried on crusty bits can easily be removed using just your finger nail.
I will stick with my Ecover and a pair of rubber gloves, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will keep my gymnastics for the chandelier, thus leaving the bidet bending to those who enjoy the hurly burly of the roll-top bath tub.
Sx
MISS SCARLET: Your knickers are still hanging from the chandelier from the last Infomaniac party.
DeleteWell, this answers the mystery of how one uses a bidet!
ReplyDeleteLX: When in France, do as the French do.
DeleteA German toilet has a shelf allowing the toilet goer to inspect their cacation. When in Germany...
DeleteMy he does a better job than those damned scrubbing bubbles! OH and I'd luv to kiss yah but I just cleaned the toilet!
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: Like it or not, at least we know where your mouth has been.
DeleteSee? This is exactly why good manners are paramount. One day you're licking a soup bowl clean, the next... Well, we can see what happens next.
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: “Manners Mayketh Man”…the motto of New College School, Oxford, founded in 1379.
DeleteMmmm... Tastes like Curry....
ReplyDeleteOK, this made me laugh.
DeletePRINNY & COOKIE: Let’s just hope it’s not a dodgy curry.
DeleteImagine the hours of clean-up.
The dog is going to be jealous.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: One solution is to put the toilet lid down.
DeleteBut the argument of seat up/seat down is a losing battle in a household of men.
Does he do windows?
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Not since I put the sign up.
DeleteAs long as he's already in housekeeper mode I suggest he hit the lino next.
ReplyDeleteMS. NATIONS: Ask him to take off his high heels.
DeleteThey leave indentations in the linoleum.
*eye bleach* STAT!
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: There's an eyewash station located next to the industrial-sized Wet Wipes caddy.
Deleteoh go ahead, fill it to the brim.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Well, that answers the question, "Is your glass half empty or half full?"
Deletewhen it comes to tongues and
Deletetoilets, i tend to be an optimist.
*bites tongue*
DeleteAnother environmentally friendly way to clean your toilet is to use pissinfectant a poweful jet force of piss directed at the stubborn stain will remove it, dried on crusty bits can easily be removed using just your finger nail.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: As you’ve thoughtfully documented here.
DeleteYour household tips are always useful.
oh God, just when I thought the standards here couldn't go any lower than the floor.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Wait until Tuesday!
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