Wednesday, April 03, 2013

South-of-the-Border Sex Bomb



Here we see Mexican actor Jaime Moreno posing for the September 1975 issue of Playgirl magazine...



We here at Infomaniac cannot be sure what he is wearing in the photo above. Is it some sort of Latino leisure suit?

Did any of you Bitches go clubbing in such an outfit? I really can't picture Mr. Peenee or Norma or Cookie going about their business dressed like this. LX, on the other hand?...maybe.

Anyway, Mistress MJ knows you'd like to unzip that monster zipper and let him slip into something more comfortable (you, for instance) so here ya go...





Jaime Moreno was the first Latin American to pose for Playgirl. He's a SUPERSTAR south of the border.

Born in 1946, it looks like Jaime's still going strong...



Minus the green ... whatever it is.

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    1. And delivered a cocktail chorizo... Jx

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    2. Cocktails? Is it happy hour?

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  2. Thank you so very much, Mistress darling, for these very important history lessons...

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    1. MUSCATO: Here at Infomaniac we aim to entertain AND educate.

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  3. I want pics of Mr Lax in a romper suit!
    Sx

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    1. Uh, how much money are we talking about?

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    2. *fears going to sleep and dreaming of LX in a romper suit*

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  4. My mother raised me to "never wear anything for a photograph that one day will embarrass you." I

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    1. did your mother see THIS ➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜photo➜➜➜➜➜➜?

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    2. Ha!!!

      Drat. My reply moved your comment down the page, Norma.

      Cookie, if you’re reading this, Norma’s original comment was pointed at your “Cookie Monster.”

      Cookie’s household is full of big dicks. There’s the Cookie Monster, of course, and did you see that post about his little dog’s Great Dane-sized schlong?

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    3. Ah, but I'm not "wearing" anything embarrassing!

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    4. COOKIE: But I’m sure your husband is wearing a smile.

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  5. We're going to need a bigger zipper.

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    1. LX: *still picturing you in a romper suit*

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  6. Well, you know what they say about a man with a big zipper...
    wait, never mind.

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    1. JASON: What DO they say?

      That he has big feet?

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    1. PRINNY: Mistress MJ (who has only ever played ONE video game and only played it ONCE in her life and hopes NEVER to play another video game ever again) has no clue.

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  8. I just can't get over those zippers...

    To think that some designer actually produced one gives me the shivers.

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    1. WALLY: Perhaps they were inspired by the Rolling Stones “Sticky Fingers” album cover?

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    2. That album cover made me shiver in a different, pleasant way...

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    3. WALLY: Did you shiver with antici... pation?

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  9. I was a mere 8 years old when I received my first junior training leisure suit.

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    1. Actually, it was in a light rust color with silver snaps. It came with a white blouse with magicians performing various magical acts. I remember putting the jacket over my mushroom lamp for ambience and melting a hole in it.

      I think that suit had something to do with my early homasexyality.

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    2. AYEM8Y: Putting your jacket over the lamp for ambience at such an early age?

      The die was already cast.

      That jacket had nothing to do with your early homasexyality.

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  10. All those zippers + all that hair = A LOT of painful moments.

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    1. BlazngScarlet: Click here in case of emergency.

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  11. Only Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy" wore his pants higher, and that was in a futile attempt to camouflage his saggy man-tits.

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    1. ANONYMOUS: You’re welcome here on Infomaniac but please sign in from now on using a name.

      Anonymous comments get deleted or ignored, otherwise.

      signed,
      The Management

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  12. I fell head over heels for Jaime when I saw his phenomenal Playgirl spread. The recent pics of him in speedos and thongs continues to inspire gushing high flying loads.
    Thank you.
    Love -Jamie

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  13. Here it is three years later and I still have a major crush on Jaime. It's actually been brewing since his amazing first PG spread. My fave orgasm inspiring shots of today are the face on with sunglasses wearing the Playboy thong and the side view showing ass and pubes. He's 71 and still sends me into the stratosphere.
    Love - Jamie��

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