Wednesday, April 03, 2013

South-of-the-Border Sex Bomb



Here we see Mexican actor Jaime Moreno posing for the September 1975 issue of Playgirl magazine...



We here at Infomaniac cannot be sure what he is wearing in the photo above. Is it some sort of Latino leisure suit?

Did any of you Bitches go clubbing in such an outfit? I really can't picture Mr. Peenee or Norma or Cookie going about their business dressed like this. LX, on the other hand?...maybe.

Anyway, Mistress MJ knows you'd like to unzip that monster zipper and let him slip into something more comfortable (you, for instance) so here ya go...





Jaime Moreno was the first Latin American to pose for Playgirl. He's a SUPERSTAR south of the border.

Born in 1946, it looks like Jaime's still going strong...



Minus the green ... whatever it is.
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35 comments:

  1. normadesmond2:41 PM, April 03, 2013

    the zipper that promised more.

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  2. Muscato2:42 PM, April 03, 2013

    Thank you so very much, Mistress darling, for these very important history lessons...

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    1. The Mistress10:26 PM, April 03, 2013

      MUSCATO: Here at Infomaniac we aim to entertain AND educate.

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  3. Ms Scarlet2:59 PM, April 03, 2013

    I want pics of Mr Lax in a romper suit!
    Sx

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    1. LẌ4:59 PM, April 03, 2013

      Uh, how much money are we talking about?

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    2. The Mistress10:26 PM, April 03, 2013

      *fears going to sleep and dreaming of LX in a romper suit*

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  4. The Cool Cookie3:14 PM, April 03, 2013

    My mother raised me to "never wear anything for a photograph that one day will embarrass you." I

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    1. normadesmond8:42 PM, April 03, 2013

      did your mother see THIS ➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜➜photo➜➜➜➜➜➜?

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    2. The Mistress10:28 PM, April 03, 2013

      Ha!!!

      Drat. My reply moved your comment down the page, Norma.

      Cookie, if you’re reading this, Norma’s original comment was pointed at your “Cookie Monster.”

      Cookie’s household is full of big dicks. There’s the Cookie Monster, of course, and did you see that post about his little dog’s Great Dane-sized schlong?

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    3. The Cool Cookie9:08 AM, April 04, 2013

      Ah, but I'm not "wearing" anything embarrassing!

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    4. The Mistress7:20 PM, April 04, 2013

      COOKIE: But I’m sure your husband is wearing a smile.

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  5. LẌ3:25 PM, April 03, 2013

    We're going to need a bigger zipper.

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  6. jason5:27 PM, April 03, 2013

    Well, you know what they say about a man with a big zipper...
    wait, never mind.

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    1. The Mistress10:29 PM, April 03, 2013

      JASON: What DO they say?

      That he has big feet?

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  7. Princess7:04 PM, April 03, 2013

    Wasn't he the model for "Leisuresuit Larry"

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    1. The Mistress10:29 PM, April 03, 2013

      PRINNY: Mistress MJ (who has only ever played ONE video game and only played it ONCE in her life and hopes NEVER to play another video game ever again) has no clue.

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  8. designing wally9:32 AM, April 04, 2013

    I just can't get over those zippers...

    To think that some designer actually produced one gives me the shivers.

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    1. The Mistress7:21 PM, April 04, 2013

      WALLY: Perhaps they were inspired by the Rolling Stones “Sticky Fingers” album cover?

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    2. designing wally9:28 PM, April 04, 2013

      That album cover made me shiver in a different, pleasant way...

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    3. The Mistress9:36 PM, April 04, 2013

      WALLY: Did you shiver with antici... pation?

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  9. ayeM8y12:21 PM, April 04, 2013

    I was a mere 8 years old when I received my first junior training leisure suit.

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    1. The Mistress7:22 PM, April 04, 2013

      AYEM8Y: In powder blue?

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    2. ayeM8y9:22 PM, April 04, 2013

      Actually, it was in a light rust color with silver snaps. It came with a white blouse with magicians performing various magical acts. I remember putting the jacket over my mushroom lamp for ambience and melting a hole in it.

      I think that suit had something to do with my early homasexyality.

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    3. The Mistress9:36 PM, April 04, 2013

      AYEM8Y: Putting your jacket over the lamp for ambience at such an early age?

      The die was already cast.

      That jacket had nothing to do with your early homasexyality.

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  10. BlazngScarlet7:23 PM, April 04, 2013

    All those zippers + all that hair = A LOT of painful moments.

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  11. Anonymous8:21 PM, April 04, 2013

    Only Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy" wore his pants higher, and that was in a futile attempt to camouflage his saggy man-tits.

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    1. The Mistress9:37 PM, April 04, 2013

      ANONYMOUS: You’re welcome here on Infomaniac but please sign in from now on using a name.

      Anonymous comments get deleted or ignored, otherwise.

      signed,
      The Management

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  12. Jamie1:25 PM, November 03, 2014

    I fell head over heels for Jaime when I saw his phenomenal Playgirl spread. The recent pics of him in speedos and thongs continues to inspire gushing high flying loads.
    Thank you.
    Love -Jamie

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  13. Jamie2:48 PM, August 06, 2017

    Here it is three years later and I still have a major crush on Jaime. It's actually been brewing since his amazing first PG spread. My fave orgasm inspiring shots of today are the face on with sunglasses wearing the Playboy thong and the side view showing ass and pubes. He's 71 and still sends me into the stratosphere.
    Love - Jamie��

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