Mistress MJ is busy unpacking from a trip to her "aunt's" house and regrets that she is unable to pop round to pay you a visit.
Instead, she's set up the front parlour to receive guests.
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Muscato, Norma and Mr. Peenee have already arrived and we hope youwill too.
Please make yourselves comfortable, ladies.
Monday, April 15, 2013
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Is there any cherry schnapps left?
ReplyDeleteYou'll find it next to the sherry.
Deleteplease don't put out the
ReplyDeleteegg salad finger sandwiches.
muscato loves them, but they
give her gas and i'm not in the mood.
Frankly, she's looking a little bloated.
Deletesit on a plane from abu dhabi
Deleteand see how much fluid you've retained.
NORMA: Is it just me or are you ever tempted to change the title of the song Aba Daba Honeymoon to “Abu Dhabi Honeymoon?”
Deletethis is a chimpy/monk kind of place,
Deletenow that you mention it.
Did someone mention Chip Monck?
DeleteOh yes, thank you, LX...a public service reminder here on Infomaniac...
Delete"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"
And the contents of the Gincuzzi look a little murky too.
*cheers* or is that inappropriate after rehab, sugarpie? ;) xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteIs ANYTHING inappropriate here on Infomaniac?
DeleteAnd may I suggest "bottoms up?"
DeleteShow me the money first then I'll put my bottom up!!
DeleteBend over so I can deposit the money in your coin slot!
DeleteAnd one for "Auntie"! Hic! Jx
ReplyDeleteMy "auntie" or "Auntie Beeb?"
DeleteYours, dear - she has the best sherry. Jx
DeleteI despise premature arrivals... always catching me by surprise...
ReplyDeleteObviously peenee didn't get the memo about how ladies should cross their ankles when posing for photos...
I was going to say "Bottoms Up" Darling... But you seem to have covered that with Savvy and Huggy Jon
PRINNY: Crossing his ankles?
DeleteIt’s surprising his legs aren’t akimbo!
I just don't have to clinch my anus to keep all the gas in, that's all.
DeleteHa!!!
DeleteI just hope the front "parlor" is cleaned and in prisitne shape to " recieve" guest.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: If by clean and ready to receive guests you mean there’s an industrial-sized vat of Wet Wipes by the door, then yes.
DeleteIf that girl doesn't get back here soon with my drink, I'm going to have go find her ass.
ReplyDeleteShe’ll be right with you, PEENEE.
DeleteShe just can’t decide which cup best suits you.
The big one.
DeletePEENEE: "The Big One"...
DeleteIs that what the boys in the back room call you?