Tuesday, April 23, 2013

IKEA Monkey Upstaged by Justin Bieber's Monkey

Justin Bieber's monkey seized by German authorities.



IKEA monkey not amused.

16 comments:

  1. How Novel... A Monkey 'Spanking the Beiber'

    Yay First!

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    1. First in my heart; first 'Golden Blowjob' award of the year! Scintillating!

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  2. I had no idea he even had a monkey. I thought he had a beaver.

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  3. ikea monkey simply needs to return to ikea,
    pick-up a pad of paper and teeny pencil &
    begin shopping again.

    his Ånusfloot monkey bed, along with his Knishklip
    monkey blankets and Pyssa pillows will bring him the
    solace he so needs.


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  4. Michael Jackson had a monkey too, and we all know how THAT ended.

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  5. kabuki remains true to the Ikea Monkey. The pretender to the throne (and his monkey) shall soon come to a bad end. kabuki has foretold it!

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  6. "Having lost the remote control, the monkey resorted to pulling back the Bieber's head flap in an attempt to bring the chaotic rampage to a halt."

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  7. This monkey is naked. Where is the cute jacket?
    Sx

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    1. Thankfully Ann Frank's greatest fan is clothed. Jx

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  8. Michael Jackson had a chip, and this monkey has Beiber.

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  9. Would the Ikea Monkey groom Justin Beiber? I think not.

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  10. IKEA MONKEY UPDATE:

    The full trial is due to take place over four days – May 30-31 and June 10-11 and Darwin's self-described "mum", Yasmin Nakhuda remains determined to get him back despite the huge legal costs.

    Nakhuda estimated that she had spent more than $138,000 in legal costs so far. She said: "It's very expensive to fight for him; we're looking at $200,000 to $300,000 to get it done.

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    1. where's john scopes when you need him?

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  11. Some people have more monkey's than sense...

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