Friday, March 08, 2013

What Kind of Woman Are You, Anyway?

On this International Women's Day, we pose the question...


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Once you've answered that question, pop over to Mr. Peenee's place.

If you read this post, you'll know that Mr. Peenee is in the running to be the next Pope.

As you know, tradition demands that the new pope select a papal name.

We here at Infomaniac encourage you to visit Mr. Peenee and suggest a papal name.

Happy International Women's Day, laydeez.

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    1. We can smell it from here, Wally.

      Why not create a perfume by that name?

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    2. Too bad I couldn't capture the scent of my youth: Blaise', it always got me laid...

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    3. A shame you left the stopper off the bottle.

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    4. ... and the cake out in the rain!

      [sorry]

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    5. LX: I don't think that I can take it.

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  2. I'm all woman... apart from my cock...

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    1. And the verdict's still out on THAT!

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    2. I only said that because I vaguely remember having one once but found that it wasn't to my taste....

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    3. PRINNY: No doubt yours had become stale rather than fresh and aromatic.

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  3. I am a Lady. I do Ladies' things.

    That's it. I'll be Pope Lady.

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    1. POPE PEENEE: If you shave your legs, you could be Pope EpiLady.

      Now lift your chasuble to prove you’re a laydee.

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    2. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW do we really hafta see his lady bits? Will he wear his red shoes? (panting heavily)

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    3. Just lift your Chasuble Pope Peenee... So we can all kiss your ring....

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    4. TOPHER: Around here, we refer to “lady bits” as Secret Lady Place.

      PRINNY: We don’t know where those lips have been.

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    5. If he's going to wear red shoes, make them the Ruby Slippers. Then you can click your heels three times when you want people to stand, kneel, etc.

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    6. ANONYMOUS: Please sign in with a name next time.

      Papal knee pads will be a prerequisite in Peenee’s court.

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  4. i've always thought of
    myself as a womanly woman.

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    1. NORMA: As Foundation Garments Weekly said about you in your autobiography, “Norma's a whole lotta woman.”

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    1. I misread that as WONTON. Sorry.

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    2. AyeM8y love you long time!

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  6. Helensaid it way better than I.

    I am strong ...
    I am invincible ....
    I am woman!

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: Okay, okay…I hear you roar!

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    1. But I seem to have impressed you with my "pearly pucker"....

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    2. MITZI: Finally, someone tells it like it is.

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  8. kabuki is the type of woman that wars are fought over. also known as 'a fragile flower'. a rare and unique beauty, kabuki is above all a giving woman. with a penis

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    1. kabuki: Mistress MJ likens you to a delicate hothouse flower…with a big stamen.

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