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Following Mistress MJ's rant on the subject of modern parenting, I thought it was high time I let you Bitches take over the mic and rant about whatever is on your mind.
Note: Depending on how much you Bitches have to say, Open Mic Night may extend well into Monday.
Ding Dongs. I want Ding Dongs back. That is all.
ReplyDeleteCan you still get a Ho Ho?
DeleteI would pay extra for that!
Delete[rim shot]
He's here all night, folks.
DeleteIt is Monday here. I hate Mondays! Rant over. Jx
ReplyDeleteJust the venue I was looking for, we could be here for days...
ReplyDeleteI'll make a list.
but who will water the snap peas?
DeleteI refuse to pay a cover charge.
ReplyDeleteI could Rant for days but Rant is related to Whine and Whine was begat by, "I Told You So" who has a brother named, "Shut the Hell Up."
ReplyDeletekabuki would like to mention that stupid people get on kabuki's damn nerves.
ReplyDeletei hate that the hunky guy who i was adoring
ReplyDeleteon a new series was just killed off.
and i hate everything & everybody else everywhere.
enough? too much?
Just right, I think.
DeleteSkinny jeans and pompadours and glasses masquerading as intelligence.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm one with LX. I want my fucking Ding Dongs.
Well... I'll let you all know that I'm a misanthropist and that I hate you all...
ReplyDeleteNow I know why I come over here!
Did I win yet, Mistress?
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I still miss the button on the floorboard that operates your car's high and low beams.
ReplyDeleteBitterly.
I still miss pulling out the choke on cold wintry mornings.
DeleteIf kd Lang wore full make-up, grew her hair a bit and bought herself a nice frock, she'd make a lovely wife for some lucky young man.
ReplyDeleteDomestic servants get more difficult to manage each year.
Wannabe parents should be made to sit for a parenting licence... Most places make you get a licence to have a dog, why not children?
ReplyDeleteHEAR! HEAR! The Mistress should head such a council along with you, Princess, and a select group of Bitches.
DeleteMistress MJ agrees with Princess.
DeleteParenting should require a license.
I would probably go about revoking licenses willy-nilly simply because I was in a mood.
Would be parents should be required to take IQ tests!
DeleteAlthough I shudder to think of "Mensa Mums."
Deletei'm still ranting
ReplyDeleteDare I click, Norma?
DeleteShe is implying that were long winded. Well some of us are in some ways. Thats why I also carry my beano.
ReplyDeleteShe is implying that were long winded. Well some of us are in some ways. Thats why I also carry my beano.
ReplyDeletekabuki wouldn't mind a twinkie, or a HO HO if that is all you have
ReplyDeletethere are plenty of ho ho's in this gin joint.
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