Habemus Papam! We have a new pope!
And the crowd goes wild!!! HALLELUJAH! Cheering by the masses and then silence as Pope Peenee addresses the faithful.
Pope Peenee announces, "Get down on your knees and kiss my ring, Bitches!"
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ReplyDeleteHuzzah! For Pope Peenee.
ReplyDeletewell, he does look good in white & gold.
ReplyDeleteWill Pope Peenee bless my box of Peeps?
ReplyDeleteWhat? The Orgy's over already?
ReplyDeleteOh well... It didn't take him long to frock up!
Now i just want to see pope peenee parading in the papal prada's... no longer red but now in a fresh "papal pink"....
"Get down on your knees and kiss my ring, Bitches!" I'm horny and like a tough guy, but I thought I was going to be kissing something else?
ReplyDeletepeenee is a pontiff of many rings including one extremely large one....
DeleteMONKEY TAMER: Welcome to Infomaniac!
DeleteListen to Wally...he has insider information.
I hope was hoping he'd assume the more formal name of Pope Fellatio the First. Guess it's time for the rest of them to go back to their respective countries to try to keep covering-up the child-molestation lawsuits .....
ReplyDeleteI changed my mind. I wanted to appoint MJ as The Whore of Rome, but they told me that wasn't an actual title, so, you know, fuck them. Wait till they find out I made the Ikea monkey the bishop of Baltimore before I left. That is, assuming anyone ever notices.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Cookie in the running for Bishop of Baltimore?
DeleteHe's going to be pissed that he was defeated by a monkey.
Happens.
Delete"Get down on your knees and kiss my ring, Bitches!"
ReplyDeleteWell you didn't have to run for Pope for that to happen!
peenee will always be kabuki's first choice for the red shoes. kabuki is boycotting communal wine until this travesty is rectified
ReplyDeleteThey could not make red shoes big enough for Peenee's size 13's.
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