Sunday, March 10, 2013

Blogging From Bed

Following the lack of sleep due to Daylight Saving Time, Mistress MJ can't be arsed to get out of bed.

Nonetheless, I shall attempt to keep you entertained with a selection of peppy show tunes...


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Come closer and gather round.



Join in the chorus, Bitches!
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28 comments:

  1. LẌ10:03 AM, March 10, 2013

    [gives pillows extra fluffing]

    Will The Mistress be playing Hockey Night In Canada?

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    1. The Mistress10:59 AM, March 10, 2013

      LX: The Hockey Theme was considered Canada’s second national anthem.

      I like it when the organist plays the Mexican Hat Dance during a hockey game.

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  2. jason10:53 AM, March 10, 2013

    I don't know what's so amazing. I play the organ in bed all the time.

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  3. Mitzi 11:04 AM, March 10, 2013

    Are you auditioning for tribute acts? LX and Mago could team up to be Simon and Carbuncle, I'll be Busty Springfield, you could be Beaver Cassidy, Princess could be Greasy Fields, Ayem8y as Trannie Lennox, MrPeenee as Diana Dross and Scarlet is UB50. Just proves that entertainment is not dead, it just has severe breathing difficulties.

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    1. The Mistress11:12 AM, March 10, 2013

      MITZI: Auditioning for tribute acts?

      Brilliant idea!

      I’m gagging for it, er, gasping for it as we speak!

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  4. Mistress Maddie11:07 AM, March 10, 2013

    Bitch, you never cease to amaze me. Blogging, sleeping, drinking, and playing a huge organ, (what a suprise!!!) all at the same time. I knew you were a mutli tasker! ***blowing you kisses*****

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    1. The Mistress11:13 AM, March 10, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Mistress MJ does it ALL!

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    2. Mistress Maddie12:04 PM, March 10, 2013

      I knew you had music talents. Playing two organs at once!!! Your invited to the Casa anytime. And while it can't be seen, were you also playing a kazoo with you ass?

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    3. The Mistress12:10 PM, March 10, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: MUST you give away ALL my secrets?

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    4. Mistress Maddie1:34 PM, March 10, 2013

      I sure hope you washed it off before Norma found it. Or is this why she loves a good flounder dish?

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    5. The Mistress4:48 PM, March 10, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Flounder?

      Or Kipper Surprise?

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  5. ayeM8y11:53 AM, March 10, 2013

    It's so funereal in here with all the fugues you're playing. Play something peppy like Camptown Races, that'll get the crowd going and you can pass your chamber pot round for donations.

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  6. normadesmond1:28 PM, March 10, 2013

    i think i saw you on lawrence welk
    40 years ago....did you play brahm's
    lullaby and wet the bed?

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    1. The Mistress4:46 PM, March 10, 2013

      NORMA: This is not me, regardless of what you’ve been told.

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    2. normadesmond5:01 PM, March 10, 2013

      sorry, i forgot that you
      always get out of bed to pee.

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    3. The Mistress5:06 PM, March 10, 2013

      Don’t make me send you to the Oubliette, Norma.

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  7. Jon3:15 PM, March 10, 2013

    Mistress - you always were renowned for your horizontal fingering skills! Jx

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  8. kabuki zero4:49 PM, March 10, 2013

    kabuki hastens to remind one that kabuki is an artiste. that being said, kabuki will be unable to join the chorus

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    1. The Mistress4:50 PM, March 10, 2013

      The spotlight must shine on kabuki and kabuki alone.

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  9. designing wally5:13 PM, March 10, 2013

    It sounds like a bunch of tin cans rolling around in here, I'd help out with my bass but the elephants may come running...

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  10. Ms Scarlet6:43 PM, March 10, 2013

    I'm quite nifty on the mouth organ.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:59 PM, March 10, 2013

      MISS SCARLET: And I've got a squeezebox of some repute.

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