Sunday, March 10, 2013

Blogging From Bed

Following the lack of sleep due to Daylight Saving Time, Mistress MJ can't be arsed to get out of bed.

Nonetheless, I shall attempt to keep you entertained with a selection of peppy show tunes...


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Come closer and gather round.



Join in the chorus, Bitches!

28 comments:

  1. [gives pillows extra fluffing]

    Will The Mistress be playing Hockey Night In Canada?

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    1. LX: The Hockey Theme was considered Canada’s second national anthem.

      I like it when the organist plays the Mexican Hat Dance during a hockey game.

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  2. I don't know what's so amazing. I play the organ in bed all the time.

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    1. JASON: An organ solo, no doubt.

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  3. Are you auditioning for tribute acts? LX and Mago could team up to be Simon and Carbuncle, I'll be Busty Springfield, you could be Beaver Cassidy, Princess could be Greasy Fields, Ayem8y as Trannie Lennox, MrPeenee as Diana Dross and Scarlet is UB50. Just proves that entertainment is not dead, it just has severe breathing difficulties.

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    1. MITZI: Auditioning for tribute acts?

      Brilliant idea!

      I’m gagging for it, er, gasping for it as we speak!

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  4. Bitch, you never cease to amaze me. Blogging, sleeping, drinking, and playing a huge organ, (what a suprise!!!) all at the same time. I knew you were a mutli tasker! ***blowing you kisses*****

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Mistress MJ does it ALL!

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    2. I knew you had music talents. Playing two organs at once!!! Your invited to the Casa anytime. And while it can't be seen, were you also playing a kazoo with you ass?

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: MUST you give away ALL my secrets?

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    4. I sure hope you washed it off before Norma found it. Or is this why she loves a good flounder dish?

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  5. It's so funereal in here with all the fugues you're playing. Play something peppy like Camptown Races, that'll get the crowd going and you can pass your chamber pot round for donations.

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  6. i think i saw you on lawrence welk
    40 years ago....did you play brahm's
    lullaby and wet the bed?

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    1. NORMA: This is not me, regardless of what you’ve been told.

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    2. sorry, i forgot that you
      always get out of bed to pee.

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    3. Don’t make me send you to the Oubliette, Norma.

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  7. Mistress - you always were renowned for your horizontal fingering skills! Jx

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  8. kabuki hastens to remind one that kabuki is an artiste. that being said, kabuki will be unable to join the chorus

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    1. The spotlight must shine on kabuki and kabuki alone.

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  9. It sounds like a bunch of tin cans rolling around in here, I'd help out with my bass but the elephants may come running...

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    1. WALLY: There's always a critic!

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  10. I'm quite nifty on the mouth organ.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: And I've got a squeezebox of some repute.

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