Monday, March 19, 2012

MJ Vomits in a Vegas Nightclub

After glugging champagne and tequila directly from the bottle, she covertly vomits onto one of the banquets at Haze lounge. She then stumbles out of the club in her see-through leopard print dress.

Back in the hotel room, MJ claims that she lost her purse in the club, though she hadn't even brought it down in the first place. When Reza asks what colour her bag was, she bleats: 'Expensive!'' Asa and Reza take care of their sloppy, drunken pal and even hose her down in a cold shower...while she's still wearing her expensive dress.

In need of a cold shower: Reza hoses MJ off when she becomes too drunk and incoherent

Good friend: Though it's his birthday, Reza still puts MJ in the tub

This is what happens to drunk girls: MJ is the new Snooki

Read more of the article here.

Thanks (?) to Herr Mago for bringing this story to our attention.

41 comments:

  1. I shall break out the vomit-proof pillow covers!

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    1. LX: Good plan but vomit-proof pillow covers won’t be necessary if I spend the night in the bathtub.

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    2. Porcelain wipes clean!

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  2. does that mean you're preggers?

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    1. Yet another Infomaniac contest: Guess The Paternity!

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    2. Oh, lx, what a smashing idea, although I want to see the litter first before I guess.

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    3. BOXER, LX & PEENEE: I don’t like the tone of this thread.

      And where are your "show and tell" photos?

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    1. WALLY: Goddess rhymes with Modess!

      Just because.

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  4. Well I for one am impressed at your stamina and daring Mistress... Not everyone can pull off leopard print dress... See

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    1. PRINCESS: Did you ever see the photo of Mr. DeVice in his leopard print
      bikini?

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    2. Do you mean the one of him by the pool?
      Sadly yes... And I'm still having recurrent nightmares!

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    3. PRINCESS: We’re still working on sterilizing the pool since that last incident.

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  5. Well. Not that this Sort of Thing isn't what I expect from you, but getting nailed by the paparazzi..... Sloppy, just sloppy. You go girl.

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    1. PEENEE: At least some of us are GETTING nailed.

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    1. NURSEMYRA: Peenee had it coming.

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  7. ...I misread 'I don't like the tone of this thread' as : I don't like the bone of this thread... and somehoe my brain thought this made sense...
    Sx

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    1. Some HOE?

      You're referring to Mr. Peenee, right?

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  8. It's clear that this "MJ" is a cheap imitation: Not one single can of Canadian beer in sight and NO poutine leftovers! This bath room is simply not pink enough! And: Where IS the Tequila Gun, eh?

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  9. i had no idea you were persian, sugar! i thought you were canadian! *snickering* and now off to take some pictures of things here on the plantation xoxoxoxox

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    1. SAVANNAH: Get snapping before I have to send out another DEADLINE REMINDER.

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  10. End of March!!! Got it!!
    I just need to be reminded when it is the end of March :-)
    Sx

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    1. March has THIRTY ONE DAYS so I don't want to hear any excuses.

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  11. I think I might install a very large calendar on my pc, which says something useful such as: You are Here, with a very big arrow pointing to the date. Now this I would find useful.
    Sx

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    1. I think you should get used to your new comment system before you start tinkering with calendars, Miss Scarlet.

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  12. It's too early and my brain is dead (well it's never been alive anyways). So all I'm gonna say is "HAVE A FABULOUS DAY, BITCHES!" Spring has finally arrived in Persia... er... I mean Canada!

    Hugs
    Jon

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    1. We shall be discussing spring later today.

      The spring post is detained due to this breaking MJ vomit news.

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  13. were any animals harmed in the making of this debacle?

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    1. NORMA: I could ask the same thing about your scorpion post!

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  14. I suppose that you'll have to conquer Reno next.

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  15. Yes, let's turn away from the Persian pussy's stale vomit towards something more rewarding and life embracing: Spring! Frühling - Lass' die Säfte steigen!

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    1. New post up, Mago.

      Your wish is my command.

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  16. A true friend will always hold your hair back for you when throwing up.

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    1. MITZI: You're forgiven for posting the CROCS link so, as a true friend, feel free to hold my hair back.

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